Men, what would you do?

[DrGoogle]

Successful guy meets young woman (25). She's kinda cute, fake boobs, no kids. Then you realize she has been married twice. She lives with her parents and has no job.

After several months first pregnancy scare comes. And its a miscarry (her words). Guy gets first home, girls makes herself at home. Guy wises up and pays for her to get the birth control implant in her arm.

Fast forward 6 weeks later its Valentine's day and he gets the news from her that she's pregnant. She then tells him that she had the implant removed 4 weeks prior. Parents are notified. He says that marriage isn't an option. She gets pissed.

So, what would you do in this situation after getting set the fuck up?

[mstng86]

Got 2 million dollars?

[onemeangixxer7502]

Successful guy meets young woman (25). She's kinda cute, fake boobs, no kids. Then you realize she has been married twice. She lives with her parents and has no job.

After several months first pregnancy scare comes. And its a miscarry (her words). Guy gets first home, girls makes herself at home. Guy wises up and pays for her to get the birth control implant in her arm.

Then 6 weeks later its Valentine's day and he gets the news from her that she's pregnant. She then tells him that she had the implant removed 4 weeks prior. Parents are notified. He says that marriage isn't an option. She gets pissed.

So, what would you do in this situation after getting set the fuck up?

Fucked at that point, 25 two marriages and lives at home screams useless to me I would have got an gone.

[talisman]

Travel back in time and kick the shit out of myself for getting involved with that trashy harlot to begin with.

[Rick Modena]

1-tarp
1-gallon jug of clorox (make sure the cap is on tight)

[Wicked98Snake]

Pics?

[dumpycapri85]

Punch yourself in the nuts for thinking birth control is anyones responcability but yours . If you aint snipped NEVER nut in them ! I wouldn't even with my wife and a rubber .

[JimD]

Get guy to post pics of fake tits here..

[DrGoogle]

The shitty part is that she never said anything about having the implant removed, then drops the bomb, and has a sonogram scheduled. So you see the fetus moving around which removes the option of an abortion. For as stupid as I thought that broad was, it turns out she was pretty damn clever. Makes me wonder how her 2 ex's fared.

[DrGoogle]

Get guy to post pics of fake tits here..

They are already close to their expiration date and will need to be replaced. Not worth it.

[dumpycapri85]

Bullits are cheap , just sayin .

[kingjason]

Snip snip.

[juiceweezl]

Got 2 million dollars?

Travel back in time and kick the shit out of myself for getting involved with that trashy harlot to begin with.

1-tarp
1-gallon jug of clorox (make sure the cap is on tight)

Get guy to post pics of fake tits here..

Bullits are cheap , just sayin .

This site is always spot on and swift at that. The only thing missing is to not let Leah drive the car with the body in the trunk.

[DrGoogle]

Snip snip.

Is there a maximum strength Plan B?

[onemeangixxer7502]

1-tarp
1-gallon jug of clorox (make sure the cap is on tight)

bwahaha