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Originally posted by onemeangixxer7502 View Postcourts always favor the women. I have a friend who married a stripper. Not only did she leave him twice and steal all his shit both times. He got back with her bought a hosue with her name on it and put her name on the CC. She left him again. Stole everything down to his window treatments and took 15,000 to pay for her retainer............ He has a child never got a paternity test and he's asian and the kid has blonde hair.haha
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Originally posted by MattB View PostBut what does his office view look like?Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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Originally posted by MattB View PostDidn't he recently get divorced or something? Yikes.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by MattB View PostI removed it, and she was 19.Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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Originally posted by DrGoogle View PostSuccessful guy meets young woman (25). She's kinda cute, fake boobs, no kids. Then you realize she has been married twice. She lives with her parents and has no job.
After several months first pregnancy scare comes. And its a miscarry (her words). Guy gets first home, girls makes herself at home. Guy wises up and pays for her to get the birth control implant in her arm.
Fast forward 6 weeks later its Valentine's day and he gets the news from her that she's pregnant. She then tells him that she had the implant removed 4 weeks prior. Parents are notified. He says that marriage isn't an option. She gets pissed.
So, what would you do in this situation after getting set the fuck up?
Here is an idea. When you hunt bitches that look like and act like gold diggers don't complain when you are the one who fell in the tarp. In the midst of the hunt you were the one who got caught it seems. Next time you will learn to jump sooner.Fuck you. We're going to Costco.
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