Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[SouthernSVT]

"We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job." – Tom Lemon

[1carcrazyguy]

Did it have a windshield?

[Mysticcobrakilla]

No replacement for displacement.

[talisman]

This thread is ghey.

Your face is gay.

[Leah]

Your face is gay.

Good one!

[Z06killinsbf]

Is that your car, man what a waste of machinery" - American Graffeti

[helosailor]

Racing ... it's life. Everything that comes before or after is just
waiting. -Michael Delaney (Steve McQueen in "LeMans")

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. -Mitch Hedberg

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.
–Bobby Unser

[LS1Goat]

Make it three yards, motherfucker, and we'll have us an automobile race.

[spederman]

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time" lol, yeah you know who said it

[Chas_svo]

It's not cubic inches son, it's cubic dollars!

[slostang281]

"Spending money I don't have, to buy parts I don't need, to impress people I don't know!" - Grumpy Jenkins

[Damnittsteve]

i need NAWS!!!! two of them, yeah, the big ones, and harry, i need it by tonight

[racrguy]

"Remember gentlemen. Real race cars don't have starters." Danny Lasoski

[idrivea4banger]

"You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her." - Mater

[71chevellejohn]

“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”