Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[BlackSnake]

"Wash those damn oil spots off the driveway!" My Dad...

[Vertnut]

eric has no hair on his head.

god bless.

I wasn't sure if he had "none" or was "thin on top".

[46Tbird]

Mental damage, brain damage. Are you listening Bronze? I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! I am the Nightrider, baby.

[Snake007]

"It's outside. Turbo Interceptor. The only one in existence. Does very special things. Take care of it, will you?" Jake - The Wraith

[mstng86]

I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!

[Butch]

I spent most of my money on racing gas and speed parts. The rest I just blew on beer and women.

Watch for expensive parts exiting here.

Drive it like you stole it.

I didn't leave early, they gave me a slow light.

Anyone can build a hot rod. It takes a real man to cut one up.

Real hot rods have 3 pedals.

[machteck]

It,s all about time.

[SEB]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here alright. Got 4.11 Posi track out back, 750 Double Pumper, Edelbrock Intake, Bored over 30 11.1 Popup pistons, Turbojet 390 HP, WHERE TALKIN SOME FUCKIN MUSCLE HERE

[mstng86]

Be right back, going to check on quotes from Six Pack.

[Strychnine]

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines."

- Enzo Ferrari




"They (diesel engines) are so simple and powerful, blocks of pure logic in shining metal."

- John Steinbeck, The Log from the Sea of Cortez

[Frank]

Marisa Tomei when she gets rolling in "My Cousin Vinny". Sooo hot to hear

Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Mona Lisa Vito: They were!
Vinny Gambini: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much.
[kissing her hands]
Vinny Gambini: You've been a lovely, lovely witness.

[fitzwell]

Speed costs money, how fast you wanna go?

That things so slow, it'd have to speed up to stop.

and, from the butcher of Bluffdale... This is hotrodding 101, there ain't no rules.

[46Tbird]

Hey man, sorry if I scared ya!

You're gonna have to do a hell of a lot more than that to scare me.

Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?

Man, I can't keep track of all you punks running around here backwards.

Hey you're supposed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man... but that can't be your car. That must be your mama's car. I'm sorta embarrassed to be this close to ya.

Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car.

Field car? What's a field car?

A field car runs through the fields, droppin cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.

Ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that supposed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella and puke green?

Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you've gotta sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!

Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by man.

Oh ho, fun-ny!

Your car is uglier than I am! ..... uh... that didn't come out right.

[Woods Racing Transmission]

My daddy always told me this one.

Boy, if it has tits or tires your gonna have problems.

[SEB]

My daddy always told me this one.

Boy, if it has tits or tires your gonna have problems.

My girl has that saying on her Desk her at home! Looking at it now