Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[talisman]

What do you guys have? I've always liked this:

"Horsepower is everything. Horsepower is the mechanical embodiment of your scrotum. He who has the most is the best and the strongest and the most handsome." -Jeremy Clarkson

[Osiris]

Says the ugly mother Fucker with the pubic hair on his head.

[idrivea4banger]

Dude, where's my car?

[talisman]

Says the ugly mother Fucker with the pubic hair on his head.

He is British, it's just their sense of humoUr.

[Osiris]

I see what you did there. (-_-)

[racrguy]

Everything I have seen points to Hemingway as the author of this quote, but something doesn't sit right with the way it's worded.

“Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.”--Ernest Hemingway

[talisman]

That is Hemingway.

[UserX]

"A bad day racing is better than a good day working"

Taken from a sticker I got from McCormack Racing 1-800-999-DRAG.

I can't remember what I bought there though.

[Silverback]

"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death…" - HST

[soap]

No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. days of thunder

[SouthernSVT]

"If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough." – Parnelli Jones

"Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built." – Henry Ford

"Your yellow H2 looks like a short bus." - Me

[Baron Von Crowder]

Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague longing for something salty. — Peter Egan

[Leah]

This thread is ghey.

[Silverback]

"Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail." - Junior Johnson

[HarrisonTX]

Cheap, Fast, Reliable. Pick two.