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  • #16
    I can give her $20....the hard way.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
      She just may be more accurate with a hand gun than I am.
      Less of a deterrent than you might think.
      Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
      How old is she? Proper grammar and punctuation is hot....
      Word.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #18
        Screw grammar, we need pics of the daughter.

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        • #19
          David is in his late 50's, so his daughter might just be older than you guys that are wanting pics!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
            How old is she? Proper grammar and punctuation is hot....

            I will say, sadly, I know many millionaires that have the typing and grammar skills of that of a 9 year old... How they got there, I have no idea...
            Wealth and intelligence do not have a strong correlation. Wealth and self-esteem, do however.
            Full time ninja editor.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
              David is in his late 50's, so his daughter might just be older than you guys that are wanting pics!

              What I envision after reading this.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Tx Redneck View Post
                What I envision after reading this.
                Originally posted by Fox News Alert
                Texas Coastguard has just reported a small tuna fishing boat mysteriously sunk in deep shark infested waters in the Gulf of Mexico. No clue on the cause of the sinking other than a loud boom that was heard miles away.
                Among the passengers was a ginger headed FW cop, who also mysteriously, was weighted down with 75lbs of leaded fishing weights.... Film at 11...


                David

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                • #23
                  Maybe she should have gotten the job before correcting someone.

                  She reminds me of WAY TOO MANY WOMEN I know that appear to come off smarter than everyone they know, yet make 20k a year or less.

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                  • #24
                    So David, is she on your FB? Looks like I've got some stalking to do laterz.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post


                      David
                      You may be disappointed.

                      Forecast is calling for 8 foot seas.

                      The boat won't go out in that, and I'll be screwed again.

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                      • #26
                        you should shoot her laptop lol
                        first class white trash

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                        • #27
                          Since when is correcting someones grammar so hilarious? To anyone but a leg humper that just sounds lame and indicative of a bitchy female.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Yale View Post
                            Irony: it never disappoints.
                            <-- Fails to see the error.

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                            • #29
                              I applied for a car dealership receptionist job when I was out of work and looking for something to kill the time. It was posted on craigslist, and I edited the ad with in-depth analysis of each and every error, attached my resume, and sent it on to their HR department. I never heard back from them, but I didn't expect to (because I don't have tits and a vagina, and those seem to be the main qualifications to be a car dealership receptionist).

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ratt View Post
                                I applied for a car dealership receptionist job when I was out of work and looking for something to kill the time. It was posted on craigslist, and I edited the ad with in-depth analysis of each and every error, attached my resume, and sent it on to their HR department. I never heard back from them, but I didn't expect to (because I don't have tits and a vagina, and those seem to be the main qualifications to be a car dealership receptionist).
                                Yea, but what if you did?!?

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