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    Copied this from my daughters facebook page.

    She got an email for an interview.

    Got an email that turned into an amusing conversation today.

    Them-
    I have reviewed your resume and would like to invite you to come in for a interview in Oklahoma City. Please call our office today...

    ... Me-
    AN interview. Not "a interview". Just thought you should know.

    Them-
    are you setting up an interview

    Me-
    are you setting up an interview
    ^Are. Always
    capitalize the first
    letter of the first word
    of a sentence.

    are you setting up an interview <(?)
    Always end a sentence with proper punctuation. In this case, it is a question mark implying you expect a response.

    If you are in need of an editor or someone with advanced communication skills to run your HR department, yes, I'll set up an interview.

    Them-
    Disreguard the Invitation.

    Me-
    It's spelled "disregard". Also, "invitation", not being the beginning word of a sentence or a proper noun, does not need to be capitalized. Congratulations on using proper punctuation though, regardless of the ongoing errors. I have faith in your continued improvement.

    David

  • #2
    Yer stalkin' yer daughter, bro?
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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    • #3
      Damn, she should post here, she would fit right in LOL.

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      • #4
        That's awesome!

        Pics?JOKING!!!!
        www.allforoneroofing.com

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        • #5
          David your first mistake was letting these Hound Dogs know you have a Daughter. Lord knows I dont look foward to mine growing up
          GOD BLESS TEXAS
          August Landscaping
          214-779-7278
          Seb's high class.
          He'll mow your grass.
          He'll kick your ass.
          And while his kidney stones pass,
          He'll piss in a glass!

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          • #6
            Soooooo did she get the job?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SEB View Post
              David your first mistake was letting these Hound Dogs know you have a Daughter. Lord knows I dont look foward to mine growing up
              She just may be more accurate with a hand gun than I am.

              Originally posted by hotrod66stang View Post
              Soooooo did she get the job?

              I sure as hell hope so.



              David

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              • #8
                Seriously, how do they employ people for correspondence that can't even get close?

                OTOH, she might not want to correct a potential employer just because there is an idiot in the HR dept. Lord knows there are idiots at every job.

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                • #9
                  She's actually working but looking for something better.



                  David

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                  • #10
                    How old is she? Proper grammar and punctuation is hot....

                    I will say, sadly, I know many millionaires that have the typing and grammar skills of that of a 9 year old... How they got there, I have no idea...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
                      How old is she? Proper grammar and punctuation is hot....

                      I will say, sadly, I know many millionaires that have the typing and grammar skills of that of a 9 year old... How they got there, I have no idea...
                      Irony: it never disappoints.
                      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                      • #12
                        Smart kid. It doesn't matter how insignificant the correspondence. Proper speech and grammar signify one's intelligence level, or lack thereof.

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                        • #13
                          David that is too funny. I was getting emails from my current (future at the time you know) employer that I would have loved to have given similar responses.
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dave View Post
                            Smart kid. It doesn't matter how insignificant the correspondence. Proper speech and grammar signify one's intelligence level, or lack thereof.
                            Agreed Dave.

                            Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                            David that is too funny. I was getting emails from my current (future at the time you know) employer that I would have loved to have given similar responses.
                            I know what you mean. I saw tons when I was in the search.

                            Keith, I told her about your car and she'd love to come see it.



                            David

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by cobrajet69 View Post
                              Copied this from my daughters facebook page.

                              She got an email for an interview.




                              David
                              I fucking love her. Awesome.
                              Token Split Tail

                              Originally posted by slow99
                              Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                              Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                              You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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