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....go back to bed.
Let me set the stage for my shitty morning this morning. I am in Afghanistan and live in a shipping container like you see on the back of a truck. Mine has had the big metal doors cut off at the hinges and a wooden face with a man door and a/c unit installed. My container is up on the second floor with a catwalk in front for all the other containers to my right.
I got into my room last night at about midnight. On the door was a note saying I needed to come to the Housing Department to be Relocated. Great some asshole thinks I do not need to live in my 20' container but I need to move to somewhere else. So I racked out and since I stayed late I burned off some hours this morning by sleeping in.
At 9:20 I hear a commotion at my door and I jump up and slide my curtain incase someone comes walking in without knocking and I am not wearing anything. Mind you that I have a cipher lock on the door but the housing folks have the code. I started to get dressed when I heard a couple clicks and clunks followed by foot steps walking away.
I start to laugh "those motherfuckers just put a pad lock on the outside hasp". I get to the door and sure enough I can open it just a crack before the hasp and lock catch.
Fine, take ones step back and BOOM BITCH, I kicked that fucker open just to find a dozen people on the ground below me with a startled WTF look on their face. Fuck'em I got shit to do this morning.
I went into the office and thought about it for a minute and decided that the housing department attempted to detain an employee against his will; ME. Being that I am the asshole who write such reports about shit like that I decided to have some fun with them today.
End result: I am moving into my office (another shipping container 5 doors down and on the bottom floor). The douche who locked me in without verifying the container was empty is getting fired for endangering and detaining an employee. His boss is getting 3 days off for failing as a supervisor and I am going home on R&R in 5 days.
Too bad I could not kick it off the fucking hinges. I will try better if there is a next time.
Oh the turds tried sticking me in an open bay tent with a bunch of foreign fuckers. I am the guy that cans a bunch of the brothers and cousins and even a few of them with the other employer years ago. "No you will not house me in general population".. No one ever respects the security people. lol
Let me set the stage for my shitty morning this morning. I am in Afghanistan and live in a shipping container like you see on the back of a truck. Mine has had the big metal doors cut off at the hinges and a wooden face with a man door and a/c unit installed. My container is up on the second floor with a catwalk in front for all the other containers to my right.
I got into my room last night at about midnight. On the door was a note saying I needed to come to the Housing Department to be Relocated. Great some asshole thinks I do not need to live in my 20' container but I need to move to somewhere else. So I racked out and since I stayed late I burned off some hours this morning by sleeping in.
At 9:20 I hear a commotion at my door and I jump up and slide my curtain incase someone comes walking in without knocking and I am not wearing anything. Mind you that I have a cipher lock on the door but the housing folks have the code. I started to get dressed when I heard a couple clicks and clunks followed by foot steps walking away.
I start to laugh "those motherfuckers just put a pad lock on the outside hasp". I get to the door and sure enough I can open it just a crack before the hasp and lock catch.
Fine, take ones step back and BOOM BITCH, I kicked that fucker open just to find a dozen people on the ground below me with a startled WTF look on their face. Fuck'em I got shit to do this morning.
I went into the office and thought about it for a minute and decided that the housing department attempted to detain an employee against his will; ME. Being that I am the asshole who write such reports about shit like that I decided to have some fun with them today.
End result: I am moving into my office (another shipping container 5 doors down and on the bottom floor). The douche who locked me in without verifying the container was empty is getting fired for endangering and detaining an employee. His boss is getting 3 days off for failing as a supervisor and I am going home on R&R in 5 days.
Too bad I could not kick it off the fucking hinges. I will try better if there is a next time.Oh the turds tried sticking me in an open bay tent with a bunch of foreign fuckers. I am the guy that cans a bunch of the brothers and cousins and even a few of them with the other employer years ago. "No you will not house me in general population".. No one ever respects the security people. lol
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