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  • #16
    Originally posted by ceyko View Post
    I don't know how people can operate a PC when drunk. I always want to vomit every time I sit down in front of a PC hammered.
    iPhone!

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    • #17
      Chiming in drunk from H town. Ball on balla'

      God bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #18
        Originally posted by jluv View Post
        You sissies always do it after 10 PM! It's not even Noon here yet! Fucking skink as a drunk! Bwahahmeatlof !
        Originally posted by jluv View Post
        Hickory dickiry deek
        The drinks here are too weak
        I lost 10 dollars at black jack
        And I saw a hooker.
        Fuck that doesn't rhyme
        I'm still on the throne
        In my phone
        All alone

        They're gonna know that I was shitting
        Fuck the urinal, I'm sitting
        Drunk in Vegas, now that's fitting
        I hope I get to see some titties!
        Fucking awesome! Over/under if he comes back the same way I did when I went with Craig for the first time?

        You better make sure you eat at Hash Hash a go-go. It's in the Imperial Palace. Get the stuffed meatloaf. Oh-My-God....
        Token Split Tail

        Originally posted by slow99
        Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
        Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
        You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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        • #19
          I can honestly say that Vegas is a place I've never had a desire to go to.
          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
            I can honestly say that Vegas is a place I've never had a desire to go to.
            Eh you'd have the pilot circle the city and then come back home.
            Originally posted by talisman
            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
            Originally posted by AdamLX
            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            Because fuck you, that's why
            Originally posted by 80coupe
            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
            Originally posted by Rick Modena
            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
            Originally posted by Jester
            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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            • #21
              Spent a week there for hazmat training. Enjoy it brotha!!
              Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

              Pro-Touring Build

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              • #22
                Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                Eh you'd have the pilot circle the city and then come back home.
                That was pretty damned good man!



                And this thread literally made me lol, as Jared really doesn't start threads like this...


                Enjoy fellas! Working on the vodka buzz now...
                www.allforoneroofing.com

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by mikec View Post
                  Enjoy fellas! Working on the vodka buzz now...
                  Vodka soaked gummy bears?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by jluv View Post
                    Unlike the bathrooms at my work with the potriding TP nbox, this shitter doth not Haveth a place to set my phone while I wipe!
                    Should you happen to be downtown in the vicinity of Fremont Street and in need of a shitter, I recommend the crappers in the 4 Queens. Clean (thanks to a full-time attendant) and good quality TP. If you simply need to hurl however, the Horseshoe facilities will do nicely.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by The King View Post
                      Should you happen to be downtown in the vicinity of Fremont Street and in need of a shitter, I recommend the crappers in the 4 Queens. Clean (thanks to a full-time attendant) and good quality TP. If you simply need to hurl however, the Horseshoe will do nicely.
                      Quality post! LMFAO!
                      Token Split Tail

                      Originally posted by slow99
                      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        Vodka soaked gummy bears?
                        Hmmm. time to raid the kids candy supplies...
                        www.allforoneroofing.com

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                        • #27
                          So where is a good buffet that isn't $30+/person? The hotel we're in is badass (Aria), but everything is higher than giraffe pussy, and I'm trying not to blow all my dough the first day. Nfuckimg hungry though!

                          <-- not a dfwmustangs baller

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                          • #28
                            Don't forget to buy extra absorbent tampons

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by mikec View Post
                              Hmmm. time to raid the kids candy supplies...
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                              He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                              Originally posted by Denny
                              What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                              FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by jluv View Post
                                So where is a good buffet that isn't $30+/person? The hotel we're in is badass (Aria), but everything is higher than giraffe pussy, and I'm trying not to blow all my dough the first day. Nfuckimg hungry though!

                                <-- not a dfwmustangs baller


                                All the buffets are expensive.

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