stupid sh!t your s/o does

[mikeb]

When she's cleaning up she'll focus on the small amount of my stuff lying around and give me grief about it and totally ignore the mounds of her stuff everywhere.

[forbes]

seems like she uses a roll of toliet paper everyday for her make up and what ever else she uses it for... and then leaves empty cardboard tube on roller

[matts5.0]

Hair on the shower wall, I thought mine was the only one that did that.

i cant stand that shit.. i just get it all into a ball and throw it away once it dries, that shit is gross and she wonders why the damn drains get clogged up.. i had no idea human beings shed that damn much, i honestly wonder how she is not bald.

[Special K]

I too have OCD and I know that I drive Wade crazy with all of my weird habits. Luckily I get to park in the garage and my keys get to stay in the abyss of my purse so I no longer hide them from myself. However I am notorious for "organizing" while on Ambien and somehow able to lose the remote to the tv without moving from the couch/bed. I obsess over making the bed and the arrangement of throws and pillows and LOVE to vacuum.

[Frank]

All of the above, but as far as weird/crazy...

Mine makes humming sounds when she eats. Its like she is having some internal conversation and just quietly murmuring without actual words all the while she eats. I used to think it was cute...

Can never answer the simple question "So how much did you spend when you were out?".

[flybye70ss]

Being in a quiet mood and being asked a dozen times during the evening why I'm being so quiet. Finally, relent and provide a short and concise answer of just not being in a chatty mood - It has nothing to do with you. A moment of pause ensues. Cycle repeats with a different approach.

reminded me of this:

http://www.lolwithme.org/?tag=motorcycle-wont-start

[SMKR]

My wife's key losses have been so severe we have a new rule. Key loss=one on demand bj

That dollar I paid my 3 year old to go take mommies keys and hide them was the best dollar ever spent

[Mach1Run]

Oh yeah, she likes to leave the car in drive when she parks and then leans be
between the seats to dig her purse out of the back.

We're at the destination put it in park and cut it off already!

[Stephen]

wife doesnt make sammiches.. she actually cooks dinner almost every night, doesnt bitch unless i show up trashed, and ya know the other regulary

[Stephen]

ok she puts all of my shoes in the closet every night... it pisses me off because i have to dig through to find the ones i need for the day lol

[Stephen]

Hair on the shower wall, I thought mine was the only one that did that.

mine does that sometimes but its clean within 8 hours... better than using pliers to dig it out of the drain..

[Stephen]

ok i read the whole thread... i have nothing to bitch about i guess... not saying our marrige is perfect... but we are pretty compatible

[Hines57]

My wife is pretty tolerable for the most
Part but for some strange reason she thinks that when she cooks supper placing my plate of food in the microwave for 6 or 7 hours before I get home is perfectly safe. I have repeatedly told her put it in the fridge but it never fails for me to find it sitting in the microwave

[10sec302]

How bout when you're watching a movie and they come and sit down and they sit quiet, not saying a word until a part of the movie comes up where the actor/actress says something important and at the EXACT F_CKIN second, she wants to start talking.

[VaderTT]

Talks back after a beating.