stupid sh!t your s/o does

[SMKR]

Misplacing car keys and cell phone.

Yes on the keys!

[mstng86]

Misplacing car keys and cell phone.

Same here.

My wife has no logical order of placing things. Her keys are always in a different place, same goes for her cell phone, sunglasses, and whatever else she carries. She forgets where she left her purse in the house.

[GhostTX]

Same here.

My wife has no logical order of placing things. Her keys are always in a different place, same goes for her cell phone, sunglasses, and whatever else she carries. She forgets where she left her purse in the house.

Yours and mine go to the same "random placement of objects" class?

[mstng86]

Misplacing car keys and cell phone.

Yours and mine go to the same "random placement of objects" class?

Maybe. Does she randomly hang her bras all over the place?

[Wicked98Snake]

Yes on the keys!

Same here.

My wife has no logical order of placing things. Her keys are always in a different place, same goes for her cell phone, sunglasses, and whatever else she carries. She forgets where she left her purse in the house.

OMFG this x a million

For the love of fucking god how hard is it to keep up with your keys!!!!!

I have threatened to chain them to a cinder block like a gas station bathroom key.

[Sleeper]

My wife has some small stuff but for the most part I've got nothing to complain about. She puts up with me, takes care of the house for the most part.

Im the one that always asks her where i put something. My short term memory sucks. I always put something where i know i can find it. Then i forget where it was

[Cannon88]

Doesn't know how to throw away shit.

This. But somehow manages to fill the trash can every day.

And she will not throw out/get rid of old clothes. She likes her closet to appear full although she only wears 10% of whats in it. I have no idea why it bothers me.

[CJ-95GT]

I'm just kidding. There are a few things that irritate me, but nothing that really gets me bent out of shape. The worst is that when he's going to bed, the pants, shirt and socks (which he gets out of by what I can only describe as looking like a chicken pecking-lol) end up in a pile in front of the bed. I don't get too upset, though, because he usually picks them up in the morning.

It's the skid marked undies by the bed isn't it. They watch you while you sleep...

[appelingogt]

forgets that i told her something and swears up & down i didnt say shit...

[slow99]

Apparently she gets her math skills from you, 15% of $100 is $15.

Facepalm

[downshift_me]

I'm OCD to begin with, but when he shaves and can't manage to get all the hair left behind. He thinks wiping it down a couple of times is sufficient, but I STILL find hair and it drives me nuts.

[SSMAN]

Will clean the entire house out of shear boredom. But when taking a shit and absolutely nothing to do, will not put a new toilette paper roll on the holder.

[SS Junk]

but the garage door opener is in there so might as well leave the front door wide open. i have a routine where i get home, lock the truck, then go in

You leave your vehicle parked outside the garage and you leave a garage door opener in it?

[03trubluGT]

Moves my stuff without telling me.

If I put something somewhere, I damned well expect it to be there when I go back for it.

But no, she thinks it should go where "she" thinks it should be, and moves it without telling me. Then I spend an untold amount of time looking for it, and end up wasting time that I could have spent elsewhere.

She will clean house and put all the stuff I use everyday from my bathroom sink in the medicine cabinet or undersink cabinet so that there is almost nothing on my sink counter top, but look at hers and she has 50 billion items on her counter top and it doesn't bother her one bit.

Where's the logic???

[BMCSean]

Woman= no logic.