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    So I'm in a tiny town in West Tenn attending a customer "onsite" tomorrow. This town is DRY, and yet there is water everywhere. So much so, the freak'n frogs are out en masse! The BEST hotel is a Days Inn (bed bugs much?), and they only get like 5 channels on TV. Oh, the wifi??? yeah, it's like at 56kbaud. NO SHIT, 56k!! I bet it isn't even that fast. Freak'n HBO channel, the only one with this problem, has static on every other word. On a good note, I know most of the movie so I can at least enjoy the cinema photography. Oh wait... that's right. This 19" CRT screen from Zenith SUCKS ASS!
    I do have to say the people are nice, food; decent. Oh, did I mention the frogs.... the constant frogs..... they beckon even now, for a mate. FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH YOU LOUD LITTLE FUCKERS!! I CAN'T SLEEP!

    Give me a Texas Rat snake with cropped ears any day!

    [/rant]
    Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
    There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

  • #2
    Angry much?

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    • #3
      I hate staying in BFE and at POS hotels. I travel a lot for work and can relate where you're coming from.

      PS, you're more likely to sleep if you don't surf DFWMustangs

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      • #4
        what does muslim and shi'ite have to do with the town?
        Originally posted by talisman
        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
        Originally posted by AdamLX
        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Because fuck you, that's why
        Originally posted by 80coupe
        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
        Originally posted by Rick Modena
        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #5
          Just another way of saying "Holy Shit"
          Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
          There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Darren M View Post
            Just another way of saying "Holy Shit"
            hmm learned something new....carry on.
            Originally posted by talisman
            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
            Originally posted by AdamLX
            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            Because fuck you, that's why
            Originally posted by 80coupe
            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
            Originally posted by Rick Modena
            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
            Originally posted by Jester
            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Darren M View Post
              So I'm in a tiny town in West Tenn attending a customer "onsite" tomorrow. This town is DRY, and yet there is water everywhere. So much so, the freak'n frogs are out en masse! The BEST hotel is a Days Inn (bed bugs much?), and they only get like 5 channels on TV. Oh, the wifi??? yeah, it's like at 56kbaud. NO SHIT, 56k!! I bet it isn't even that fast. Freak'n HBO channel, the only one with this problem, has static on every other word. On a good note, I know most of the movie so I can at least enjoy the cinema photography. Oh wait... that's right. This 19" CRT screen from Zenith SUCKS ASS!
              I do have to say the people are nice, food; decent. Oh, did I mention the frogs.... the constant frogs..... they beckon even now, for a mate. FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH YOU LOUD LITTLE FUCKERS!! I CAN'T SLEEP!

              Give me a Texas Rat snake with cropped ears any day!

              [/rant]
              cinematography
              DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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              • #8
                Originally posted by UserX View Post
                I hate staying in BFE and at POS hotels. I travel a lot for work and can relate where you're coming from.

                PS, you're more likely to sleep if you don't surf DFWMustangs
                I travel plenty, but fortunately never have to deal with motels, or even cheap hotels for that matter.

                Situations like this is why corner stores still carry nudie mags, porn on 56k would suck. lol

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                • #9
                  Can't be worse than The Lil A'le'inn.

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                  • #10
                    Does anyone else read?
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Samhain View Post
                      Does anyone else read?
                      Duh what else do you do on this forum?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 78X View Post
                        Duh what else do you do on this forum?
                        Lmao
                        Street car.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 78X View Post
                          Duh what else do you do on this forum?
                          complain/police grammar
                          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                          • #14
                            What town? I spend time in Parsons frequently. Parsons isn't completely dry though. There is a buffet pizza joint in town, they serve draft beer. But if you go on Sunday, at 6pm they will pull the beer off your table whether you are done or not. There is a bar in town, can't recall the name. But they close at 10, and closed on Sundays. I can't remember what the only motel is, but it's either a 50 yr old Holiday Inn or a Days Inn. We drive to Lexington to hang out and drink. We are all members of the Moose Lodge #2091 for this very reason. Only place open past 10 and on Sundays that serves liquor.
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #15
                              I was in Ripley last night. Damn near Arkansas. Decent people, don't get me wrong, probably a nice place to raise kids, but what a shit hole to visit. I'm sitting in Nashville Airport now. Drink'n a cold beer listening to live country music by some uknown. Things are looking up! (If I never post again, my plane went down....)
                              Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                              There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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