What do you keep in your rectum?

[ARIX]

Figured since we all know what everyone keeps everywhere else...
I just keep spare keys.

[jefehbk]

you have issues bro....or fantasies I do not want to know about.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

A watch

[matts5.0]

a tri-fold wallet and jumper cables..

[Pokulski-Blatz]

you have issues bro....or fantasies I do not want to know about.

You clearly store tampons in your rectum.

[4bangen]

my sun glasses, 75 cents, and my car keys. oh and a pen.

[ARIX]

A watch

LMAO

I can't get that scene out of my head now.

[VaderTT]

The anti-rape condom, called "Rape-aXe," features rows of jagged hooks designed to attach to a man's penis during penetration. Once attached, the condom can only be removed by a doctor - hopefully when authorities can arrest him, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom's designer, told CNN.

[Wicked98Snake]

A revolver

[BradM]

Desert eagle and some raw scallops.

[Shaggin Wagon]

Dicks and gerbils

[LANTIRN]

I only store farts in my rectum.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Lol Phil! That's where I smuggle my cocaine! Everyone thinks I fart fog... nope.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I was just kidding guys......but where do you think we park the cars at night when the shop is full.......

[Shaggin Wagon]

Lol Phil! That's where I smuggle my cocaine! Everyone thinks I fart fog... nope.

Who the hell is Phil?