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  • #31
    i'll go wayne brady on a bitch! most won't admit but they like/love it, some more than others

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    • #32
      Messed around with a petite little chick who liked to be choked. When I wouldn't do it to her, she tried to do it to me. It was a real boner killer.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by grove rat View Post
        i'll go wayne brady on a bitch! most won't admit but they like/love it, some more than others
        You'll make her chuckle a little uncomfortably because you're trying too hard to be funny?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          I think she'd do something crazier honestly. You can see it in her eyes. She'd wait until you were sleeping, slit your stomach, pull out your intestine and wrap it around the ceiling fan, then turn it on low.
          I'd like to meet this woman.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
            You'll make her chuckle a little uncomfortably because you're trying too hard to be funny?
            was that a question or a diss?

            i don't get off on choking a chick but i'll do it if they like it

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            • #36
              This stuff is more common than people think. Years ago when I workded news in Lubbock I went to a call where a group of frat guys found their buddy hanging in the closet with pants around the ankles and a porno mag. Needless to say this isn't something that is broadcast to the public- unless you are a legendary Kung Fu master.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                I'd like to meet this woman.


                Didn't you at the... Oh, that's right, you guys didn't come to the party!

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                • #38
                  Wanna know the secret to making a girl go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all night long?
































                  ......DUCT TAPE!
                  70' Chevelle RagTop
                  (Forever Under Construction)



                  "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A Edison

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                  • #39
                    Just realizing the second joke was a thread ender.

                    <----really isn't a freak.
                    70' Chevelle RagTop
                    (Forever Under Construction)



                    "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A Edison

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                      I'd like to meet this woman.



                      Well, was my assessment spot on?

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                      • #41
                        where has Jester been??

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by sig239 View Post
                          where has Jester been??
                          Trying to perfect his Autoerotic Asphyxiation skills on his new GF and dog.

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                          • #43
                            saw the thread title, and thought my secret had been discoverd
                            http://dfwdirtriders.com/ New Website for the off road peeps

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Grape View Post
                              fact, all women want to be raped, they just want to choose their rapist
                              How did I miss this gem of a post?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by aCid View Post
                                Trying to perfect his Autoerotic Asphyxiation skills on his new GF and dog.
                                Don't have a dog, man. Perfected choking bitches a long time ago, if they wanted it or not. And like it has been stated, I have yet to meet one that didnt like getting choked a lil during climax. New girly loves that shit. I found my match! lololol
                                May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                                Semper Fi

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