Recently tried this on my wife during sex....I guess she didn't like it because she's just been laying there giving me the silent treatment for the past 3-days now.....
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Originally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostNothing wrong with a little breath play, just be sure you are utilizing the buddy system so you don't David Carradine yourself.Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate
Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate
Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate
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Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View PostHallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate
Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate
Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate
LOL, Asphyxiate would rhyme nicely. I still don't get how a guy who could all the ass he wants chokes himself out while choking his chicken.
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Dated a porn star that liked getting choked while taking it in the ass. Scared me to death the first few times. Had a 3 some w her and an other gal and the gals eyes nearly popped out of her head when I started to choke my GF.
A kid in my high school also died in his closet while jerking off. He was there a few days before his parents found him hanging there.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.
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