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  • Autoerotic Asphyxiation

    Recently tried this on my wife during sex....I guess she didn't like it because she's just been laying there giving me the silent treatment for the past 3-days now.....
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  • #2
    Yeah, most women don't like the idea of getting choked out at a point when they need the most oxygen.
    Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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    • #3
      Just hold your breath during climax.........oh uhhhh wait what.....
      Whos your Daddy?

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      • #4
        after 3 days I bet she has a nice odor

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        • #5
          Nothing wrong with a little breath play, just be sure you are utilizing the buddy system so you don't David Carradine yourself.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Nothing wrong with a little breath play, just be sure you are utilizing the buddy system so you don't David Carradine yourself.

            I just ruined my keyboard. Thanks.
            Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jester
              Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
              He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
              Originally posted by Denny
              What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
              FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Osiris View Post
                I just ruined my keyboard. Thanks.


                I was serious!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  Nothing wrong with a little breath play, just be sure you are utilizing the buddy system so you don't David Carradine yourself.
                  Solid advice.
                  Token Split Tail

                  Originally posted by slow99
                  Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                  Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                  You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                  • #10
                    Hallucinate
                    Dessegregate
                    Mediate
                    Alleviate
                    Try not to hate

                    Love your mate
                    Don't suffocate on your own hate
                    Designate your love as fate
                    A one world state
                    As human freight
                    The number eight
                    A white black state
                    A gentle trait
                    The broken crate
                    A heavy weight
                    Or just too late
                    Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
                    Now devastate
                    Appreciate
                    Depreciate
                    Fabricate
                    Emulate
                    The truth dilate
                    Special date
                    The animal we ate
                    Guilt debate
                    The edge serrate
                    A better rate
                    The youth irate
                    Deliberate

                    Fascinate
                    Deviate
                    Reinstate
                    Liberate
                    To moderate
                    Recreate
                    Or detonate
                    Annihiliate
                    Atomic fate

                    Mediate
                    Clear the state
                    Activate
                    Now radiate
                    A perfect state
                    Food on plate
                    Gravitate
                    The Earth's own weight
                    Designate your love as fate
                    At ninety-eight we all rotate

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                      Hallucinate
                      Dessegregate
                      Mediate
                      Alleviate
                      Try not to hate

                      Love your mate
                      Don't suffocate on your own hate
                      Designate your love as fate
                      A one world state
                      As human freight
                      The number eight
                      A white black state
                      A gentle trait
                      The broken crate
                      A heavy weight
                      Or just too late
                      Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
                      Now devastate
                      Appreciate
                      Depreciate
                      Fabricate
                      Emulate
                      The truth dilate
                      Special date
                      The animal we ate
                      Guilt debate
                      The edge serrate
                      A better rate
                      The youth irate
                      Deliberate

                      Fascinate
                      Deviate
                      Reinstate
                      Liberate
                      To moderate
                      Recreate
                      Or detonate
                      Annihiliate
                      Atomic fate

                      Mediate
                      Clear the state
                      Activate
                      Now radiate
                      A perfect state
                      Food on plate
                      Gravitate
                      The Earth's own weight
                      Designate your love as fate
                      At ninety-eight we all rotate

                      LOL, Asphyxiate would rhyme nicely. I still don't get how a guy who could all the ass he wants chokes himself out while choking his chicken.

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                      • #12
                        Dated a porn star that liked getting choked while taking it in the ass. Scared me to death the first few times. Had a 3 some w her and an other gal and the gals eyes nearly popped out of her head when I started to choke my GF.

                        A kid in my high school also died in his closet while jerking off. He was there a few days before his parents found him hanging there.
                        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                        • #13
                          ...........ugh
                          Originally posted by Buzzo
                          Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                          • #14
                            Glad I don't have to be abused and/or on the verge of death to get off.

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                            • #15
                              Some sick fucks in here

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