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  • #76
    Originally posted by Samhain View Post
    Just for you, Forrest... and because the statute of limitations has expired, I'll share a tale. About 12 years ago I attended a birthday party. It was for the owner of a local performance shop that rymes with the mustang shop

    The party was held at the owners wifes home. Frogger and GC2 where around along with a few of the usual Garland rats. Late into the night after much drinking and Hell rasing I noticed a hot younger chick and I proceed to chat her up. She finishes her drink and matter of factly stated she was taking me upstairs because she "needed to be fucked".

    I told my buddy Rob (cujo64 on the site) to watch my Stang while I snuck off. The chick leads me upstairs and took me into a bedroom. She was naked before I shut the behind me. This girl was smoking hot and the situation seemed like something you'd read in playboy. The shit this girl wanted me to do to her, the words that came out of her mouth, I was shocked.

    I spend the next hour doing the nastiest, kinkiest, most perverted shit you could imagine. It was an experience I'll never forget and will fondly remember. She explained that we should get back to the party before her mom wondered where she was. I guess I looked like a deer in headlights because she said "you know this is my mom's house, right?" "I'm just supposed to be here packing because I leave for college next week."

    With this news, I'm out. I slide down the stair banister and tell Rob I'm headed out. I told him "dude call me tomorrow, I've got a story for you!" I head home and get to bed. About eight that morning Rob calls me and said "do you remember that hot chick from the party last night? You are never going to believe what her and I did after you left!".

    I told him I had a pretty good idea about what happened
    Pure awesomeness.....

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    • #77
      Occupation Information
      Date Employer Occupation
      02/09/12 TRUST WORTHY FLYER
      4440* W AIRPORT FWY 1177
      IRVING* TX* 75062 OWNER

      Hahaha !! "Trust Worthy", eh ?

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      • #78
        I think this thread just got infinitely better!

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        • #79
          Originally posted by racrguy View Post
          I think this thread just got infinitely better!
          I've been expecting a death threat, an ass whooping, Hell a vigorish Indian burn. Something, fuck. There's just no shocking folks around here anymore.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Samhain View Post
            I've been expecting a death threat, an ass whooping, Hell a vigorish Indian burn. Something, fuck. There's just no shocking folks around here anymore.


            It's Saturday. If you would've posted that yesterday morning all hell would be breaking loose.

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            • #81
              I'm not very good at rhymes.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                It's Saturday. If you would've posted that yesterday morning all hell would be breaking loose.
                I often wonder what would happen if a tell all thread ever came about.
                Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                I'm not very good at rhymes.
                And I don't spell check at 2 AM.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Samhain View Post
                  I often wonder what would happen if a tell all thread ever came about.
                  ... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                    ... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???
                    Good point!
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Samhain View Post
                      And I don't spell check at 2 AM.
                      Oh, that wasn't in reference to the spelling. I just have no clue who the mustang shop owner you were referring to is.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                        ... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???



                        Bingo!

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Samhain View Post
                          Did you ever see "Babygirl"? If anything he had a granny fetish.
                          This is still making me laugh...

                          <-- has seen her, but that was..... long ago.

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