Who remembers Spurlock Racing???

[Samhain]

lmao, daaaaaang!

I feel bad saying that, Linda was always very nice to me.

[lowthreeohz]

LMAO as well! hahahah!

[CJ]

I remember meeting that dude at some random place, and he started talking to me about mustangs, and then told me how he has a business and someone is having a hood and bumper painted by him. Then he wanted to ask me how to paint, cause he fucked it up. Then after I explained painting properly to him, he asked if I would paint it for him. Then I told him no, and to take it to maaco. He then called me the following day to get directions to the nearest maaco. This one one of you poor bastards who owned an SN95 cobra. This entire time his wife was being quite weird with me, and I'm pretty sure they were swingers.

[Samhain]

Oh the can of worms I could open...

[CJ]

I guess the PDF updated because I don't see him on here, or that Ward guy.

[talisman]

Oh the can of worms I could open...

About nine?

[Cooter]

Oh the can of worms I could open...

this IS dfw and it IS Friday...

just saying

[Samhain]

About nine?

Not implacting myself is going to be the hard part lol. Then again, most of the old schoolers have their fair share of dirty laundry floating around.

[idrivea4banger]

I just spent 2 hours on Busted Mugshots. I saw around 20 out of 193 people from Irving that I've recognized.

[Samhain]

this IS dfw and it IS Friday...

just saying

Just for you, Forrest... and because the statute of limitations has expired, I'll share a tale. About 12 years ago I attended a birthday party. It was for the owner of a local performance shop that rymes with the mustang shop

The party was held at the owners wifes home. Frogger and GC2 where around along with a few of the usual Garland rats. Late into the night after much drinking and Hell rasing I noticed a hot younger chick and I proceed to chat her up. She finishes her drink and matter of factly stated she was taking me upstairs because she "needed to be fucked".

I told my buddy Rob (cujo64 on the site) to watch my Stang while I snuck off. The chick leads me upstairs and took me into a bedroom. She was naked before I shut the behind me. This girl was smoking hot and the situation seemed like something you'd read in playboy. The shit this girl wanted me to do to her, the words that came out of her mouth, I was shocked.

I spend the next hour doing the nastiest, kinkiest, most perverted shit you could imagine. It was an experience I'll never forget and will fondly remember. She explained that we should get back to the party before her mom wondered where she was. I guess I looked like a deer in headlights because she said "you know this is my mom's house, right?" "I'm just supposed to be here packing because I leave for college next week."

With this news, I'm out. I slide down the stair banister and tell Rob I'm headed out. I told him "dude call me tomorrow, I've got a story for you!" I head home and get to bed. About eight that morning Rob calls me and said "do you remember that hot chick from the party last night? You are never going to believe what her and I did after you left!".

I told him I had a pretty good idea about what happened

[Treasure Chest]

classy dude

http://www.bustedmugshots.com/texas/dallas/ian-spurlock/7654002

sexual assault of a child? wow

https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/DPS_WEB/SorNew/PublicSite/index.aspx?PageIndex=Individual&IND_IDN=10918197&SearchType=Name

Two counts of aggrivated sexual assault on a minor, under 14...AND he's considered low risk?! How does that happen?

[talisman]

Lmgdao, oh shit!!

[Samhain]

Lmgdao, oh shit!!

7:43 AM - 32 text mess and 21 voice mails. Appears some of you fuckers are worried about me keeping my trap shut. I assure you all, the pact we made at the treehouse shall be kept.

[YALE]

Fuck! I love this board!

[talisman]

7:43 AM - 32 text mess and 21 voice mails. Appears some of you fuckers are worried about me keeping my trap shut. I assure you all, the pact we made at the treehouse shall be kept.

Bahahahaha!!