Who remembers Spurlock Racing???

[Roscoe]

Did you ever see "Babygirl"? If anything he had a granny fetish.

This is still making me laugh...

<-- has seen her, but that was..... long ago.

... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???

Bingo!

[Tyrone Biggums]

And I don't spell check at 2 AM.

Oh, that wasn't in reference to the spelling. I just have no clue who the mustang shop owner you were referring to is.

[Samhain]

... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???

Good point!

[DON SVO]

I often wonder what would happen if a tell all thread ever came about.

... Everything we already snicker and laugh about at parties gets put in the open???

[Samhain]

It's Saturday. If you would've posted that yesterday morning all hell would be breaking loose.

I often wonder what would happen if a tell all thread ever came about.

I'm not very good at rhymes.

And I don't spell check at 2 AM.

[Tyrone Biggums]

I'm not very good at rhymes.

I've been expecting a death threat, an ass whooping, Hell a vigorish Indian burn. Something, fuck. There's just no shocking folks around here anymore.

It's Saturday. If you would've posted that yesterday morning all hell would be breaking loose.

[Samhain]

I think this thread just got infinitely better!

I've been expecting a death threat, an ass whooping, Hell a vigorish Indian burn. Something, fuck. There's just no shocking folks around here anymore.

[racrguy]

I think this thread just got infinitely better!

[CRASH]

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Hahaha !! "Trust Worthy", eh ?

[Roscoe]

Just for you, Forrest... and because the statute of limitations has expired, I'll share a tale. About 12 years ago I attended a birthday party. It was for the owner of a local performance shop that rymes with the mustang shop

The party was held at the owners wifes home. Frogger and GC2 where around along with a few of the usual Garland rats. Late into the night after much drinking and Hell rasing I noticed a hot younger chick and I proceed to chat her up. She finishes her drink and matter of factly stated she was taking me upstairs because she "needed to be fucked".

I told my buddy Rob (cujo64 on the site) to watch my Stang while I snuck off. The chick leads me upstairs and took me into a bedroom. She was naked before I shut the behind me. This girl was smoking hot and the situation seemed like something you'd read in playboy. The shit this girl wanted me to do to her, the words that came out of her mouth, I was shocked.

I spend the next hour doing the nastiest, kinkiest, most perverted shit you could imagine. It was an experience I'll never forget and will fondly remember. She explained that we should get back to the party before her mom wondered where she was. I guess I looked like a deer in headlights because she said "you know this is my mom's house, right?" "I'm just supposed to be here packing because I leave for college next week."

With this news, I'm out. I slide down the stair banister and tell Rob I'm headed out. I told him "dude call me tomorrow, I've got a story for you!" I head home and get to bed. About eight that morning Rob calls me and said "do you remember that hot chick from the party last night? You are never going to believe what her and I did after you left!".

I told him I had a pretty good idea about what happened

Pure awesomeness.....

7:43 AM - 32 text mess and 21 voice mails. Appears some of you fuckers are worried about me keeping my trap shut. I assure you all, the pact we made at the treehouse shall be kept.

Bahahahaha!!

[YALE]

Fuck! I love this board!

[Samhain]

Lmgdao, oh shit!!

7:43 AM - 32 text mess and 21 voice mails. Appears some of you fuckers are worried about me keeping my trap shut. I assure you all, the pact we made at the treehouse shall be kept.