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  • #16
    Always work hard for what you want. Never expect shit to be handed to you. And educate yourself!

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    • #17
      Always fold never crumple
      Always stand never sit when wiping
      Brushing teeth in the shower is weird but shaving is fine

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      • #18
        Originally posted by trblshooter View Post
        What's the one idea or shred of decent advice you want your children to always remember no matter what?
        Always be honest with yourself and with others in all areas of your life. It's much easier to defend the truth than to defend a lie.

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        • #19
          You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit
          Originally posted by racrguy
          What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
          Originally posted by racrguy
          Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
            Always fold never crumple
            Always stand never sit when wiping
            Brushing teeth in the shower is weird but shaving is fine
            You forgot to add that it's always better to medicate than threaten to armbar everyone.

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            • #21
              Bitches are crazy--always wrap your junk.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                Bitches are crazy--always wrap your junk.
                This to my son...

                To my daughters: Work hard so you can buy your own shit..never expect or need a man to buy it for you. You aren't entitled to anything just because you have a vagina
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                Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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                • #23
                  Fox coupes START @ $5500

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                  • #24
                    My Dad said: "Save more than you spend, spend less than you make"

                    Timeless words from a great man.

                    R.I.P. Dad

                    mardyn

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                    • #25
                      My Grandmother always told me to be polite to everyone, show respect to nature, and above all else, marry a girl with small hands. When I asked her why small hands, she imparted words that still bring a tear to my eyes. "It'll make your dick look bigger".
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                      Old Fords Rule

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Butch View Post
                        My Grandmother always told me to be polite to everyone, show respect to nature, and above all else, marry a girl with small hands. When I asked her why small hands, she imparted words that still bring a tear to my eyes. "It'll make your dick look bigger".
                        LMFAO!!

                        Love Grandma's!
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                        • #27
                          Listen to your father, that guy is pretty amazing.
                          Originally posted by davbrucas
                          I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                          Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                          You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                          • #28
                            I tell my 4 year old son now to always give 100% effort in everything you do and make sure to do things the right way.
                            Last edited by Got5onIt; 02-08-2012, 07:18 PM.
                            Hellcat Charger

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                            • #29
                              See a doctor and get it checked.

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                              • #30
                                You can never have enough ammo.
                                I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                                Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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