Family considered eating their Pitbull......

[ELVIS]

At least eating him gave me a small chance of living.

And if they showed up the next day, I still don't see the issue. Killing the dog still served its purpose. It kept you alive, possibly kept you from passing out and maybe missing the rescue team passing by.

h/w/p???

god bless

[talisman]

There's one "t" in "pit", you illiterate bastards.

I blame auto correct. I certainly didn't capitalize it. It must be all those Brad Pitt searches I've been doing lately. He is so dreamy.

[Treasure Chest]

The line, "She's that good a dog, she would've let us, too," made me chuckle.

[SS Junk]

"She's that good a dog, she'd have done it, too," Conne said.

LOL... the fuck she would!

[Blackout]

a human says they are going to eat their dog cause they are lost in the woods and had no food. and everyone is like meh! if that dog had done that their would be a hunting party ready to go find the fucker. hey dogs got to eat to. lol

[GE]

Sounds like a typical episode of "Dual Survival". lol.

[talisman]

Next time I'm at Jared's I'm going to start poking Clutch with a fork and see if he minds..

[SouthernSVT]

Hmm... Went shroom picking, and ended up lost in the woods. Lol, why is this not surprising.

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[Strychnine]

Let me get this straight...

They wander in the woods regularly to pick mushrooms. They are good enough at it that they can repeatedly make money selling their finds to local vendors. They had even collected enough that day that they were going back for a second batch.

But at the first hint of trouble (ie. being lost) they so quickly forgot everything they knew about foraging and finding edibles in the woods that they were going to eat their dog?



Wow. That's special.

[Snatch Napkin]

^egg sackly^


Oh, rubbing sticks to start a fire does work. They could have also used the battery in the blackberry to start a fire. AAAaaaannndddd...... Rocks work too, when you use the right ones.

[Treasure Chest]

Let me get this straight...

They wander in the woods regularly to pick mushrooms. They are good enough at it that they can repeatedly make money selling their finds to local vendors. They had even collected enough that day that they were going back for a second batch.

But at the first hint of trouble (ie. being lost) they so quickly forgot everything they knew about foraging and finding edibles in the woods that they were going to eat their dog?



Wow. That's special.

What other option is there when you don't like the way the mushrooms taste?

[Strychnine]

^egg sackly^


Oh, rubbing sticks to start a fire does work. They could have also used the battery in the blackberry to start a fire. AAAaaaannndddd...... Rocks work too, when you use the right ones.

You know what else works?

Walking.


You drove in so there's a road not too terribly far away. With any common sense you should know which way you walked away from the road.

Whether it's with a simple wristwatch and the sun or by using stars at night, when you have a clear sky there's no reason to not be able to find north even without a compass. A quick check of the weather up there says that they had at least three days of clear skies before being resuced. Find a heading and walk til you hear traffic.

[mstng86]

You know what else works?

Walking.


You drove in so there's a road not too terribly far away. With any common sense you should know which way you walked away from the road.

Whether it's with a simple wristwatch and the sun or by using stars at night, when you have a clear sky there's no reason to not be able to find north even without a compass. A quick check of the weather up there says that they had at least three days of clear skies before being resuced. Find a heading and walk til you hear traffic.

I think you are leaving out the extreme possibility of them being high. Just my .02.

[Treasure Chest]

I think you are leaving out the extreme possibility of them being complete and total fucktards. Just my .02.

fify

[Snatch Napkin]

You know what else works?

Walking.


You drove in so there's a road not too terribly far away. With any common sense you should know which way you walked away from the road.

Whether it's with a simple wristwatch and the sun or by using stars at night, when you have a clear sky there's no reason to not be able to find north even without a compass. A quick check of the weather up there says that they had at least three days of clear skies before being resuced. Find a heading and walk til you hear traffic.

Truche'

It sounds like the Dad doesn't really have the ability to lead, and once hypothermia set in with the wife and kid they no longer had half a brain. Add in an injured back and sprained ankle and suddenly the only option is to carve up the closest available meat source.

I'm betting there were plenty of beetles, grubs, and carpenter ants to munch on from that hollow log they were huddled in. They could have minced up some pine needles to adjust the flavor and get vitamin C.

Fun fact of the day: Carpenter ants taste like lemon drops.