Today is a GREAT day!!!!!!

[Jester]

Today is the girlfriends first day of her new career. Seeing as i am injured and waiting for surgery, i dont work. Well, I got her precious 4 year old girl dropped off to school and will be spending the rest of my day doing whatever the fuck i want to do! I have peace and quiet! Im butt ass naked and laying in bed chatting with you fine fellows. Im gonna do a little gaming later, probably take a nap, jack off, take another nap, make a totinos pizza, and simply just waste my day. life is good.

[Lone Sailor]

Pic of girlfriend?

[mstng86]

This is what all men do when their wife goes out of town.

[71chevellejohn]

Living the dream!

[Jester]

Pic of girlfriend?

my weiner is involved in all of the pics.

[Jester]

Yep! My mom called to ask what im doin today! my response "im butt naked and chillin!"
her response "good for you! you deserve it!"

haha awesome

[Nash B.]

Your mom is an enabler.

[BlackSnake]

my weiner is involved in all of the pics.

Crop!

[Lone Sailor]

Your mom is an enabler.

I lol'd.

[mardyn]

Wait... what?

I thought you just went through some kinda' major break-up/divorce and were all butt hurt, contemplating offing yourself....

Now you got a new girl?

Did I miss something along the way?

mardyn

[bcoop]

Wait... what?

I thought you just went through some kinda' major break-up/divorce and were all butt hurt, contemplating offing yourself....

Now you got a new girl?

Did I miss something along the way?

mardyn

Best way to get over one woman, is to get under another.

[Z06killinsbf]

my weiner is involved in all of the pics.

Prove it!!

[ELVIS]

Your mom is an enabler.

aint his balls about to fall off???

god bless.

[Jester]

Best way to get over one woman, is to get under another.

ding ding ding!!!

Have a torn adductor muscle and have to have surgery. So, i get paid workers comp to game all day. Life is good!

Your down o0ne minute and up the next. This thing called life is a weird ride.

[Nash B.]

I think your big mistake was allowing your wife to find out that you'd found somebody else before the divorce was all wrapped up.