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Originally posted by bcoop View PostWhere did you meet her, Levi?Welcome to the Plenty of Fish dating app! We're committed to help ensure that you feel welcomed, safe and free to be yourself while online dating.
she had an awesome profile..............straight up said that if you can't hold an intelligent conversation or are looking for one night stands, go away.
I told her "well, not sure if i can hold an intelligent conversation with you and keep you interested, but the force is strong in this one." lol
Me being a star wars geek actually caught her attention. she is a complete and total rock geek. we have this nice book case in the living room and i turned it into a display for all of her different rocks and fossils. It looks pretty damned cool.
Oh, and my Mandalorian helmet is on display on top of the gun case. lolMay God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
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Originally posted by Jester View Postwww.plentyoffish.com
she had an awesome profile..............straight up said that if you can't hold an intelligent conversation or are looking for one night stands, go away.
I told her "well, not sure if i can hold an intelligent conversation with you and keep you interested, but the force is strong in this one." lol
Me being a star wars geek actually caught her attention. she is a complete and total rock geek. we have this nice book case in the living room and i turned it into a display for all of her different rocks and fossils. It looks pretty damned cool.
Oh, and my Mandalorian helmet is on display on top of the gun case. lol
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Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post................And you're already living together.....AND hanging out with the kid. For the love of all things holy, PLEASE tell me that the child has a father in the picture already, and you aren't throwing around the idea of adopting her.May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
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Originally posted by Jester View Postlmmfao.....nice. man, thats the only way to date. saves a ton of time and helps weed thru all of the wild derpinas!
Sure, you can't find anything wrong with her. Your family may not be able to either. But I'm telling you, crazy lurks beneath the surface. Think about this... If there was nothing wrong with her, she wouldn't have two degrees, be single at her age, and be on a fucking dating site. I know you can put 2 and 2 together...Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostWhy date? Drag a girl home from the bar, fuck her like she owes you back rent, and never talk to her again. Goddamn, Levi. It's not rocket science!
Sure, you can't find anything wrong with her. Your family may not be able to either. But I'm telling you, crazy lurks beneath the surface. Think about this... If there was nothing wrong with her, she wouldn't have two degrees, be single at her age, and be on a fucking dating site. I know you can put 2 and 2 together...
so, she cant cook, or clean, and she can be bitchy.......i can live with all of these. lolMay God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
Semper Fi
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Originally posted by Jester View PostAlready done the whole dragging a girl back home thing. Fun, but bored with it. Crazy lurks beneath the surface of ALL of them. The things that are wrong with is a) she said she cant cook(i have found this to be false. she cooks very well) b)she can't clean a house for shit(this does not bother me because i fucking rule at it and enjoy it c)she has a short fuse and goes from cool to bitchy in 2 seconds(and then apologizes 2 minutes later and brings me a beer and rubs my shoulders)
so, she cant cook, or clean, and she can be bitchy.......i can live with all of these. lol
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Originally posted by mstng86 View PostYou sir, are biting hard on that bait.
Best of luck dude.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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