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  • Where did you meet her, Levi?
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • Check out the Bontanical Gardens in Forth Worth. It already has the fancy flowers and is super cheap to get married in.
      See you later...

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      • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        Where did you meet her, Levi?
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        she had an awesome profile..............straight up said that if you can't hold an intelligent conversation or are looking for one night stands, go away.

        I told her "well, not sure if i can hold an intelligent conversation with you and keep you interested, but the force is strong in this one." lol

        Me being a star wars geek actually caught her attention. she is a complete and total rock geek. we have this nice book case in the living room and i turned it into a display for all of her different rocks and fossils. It looks pretty damned cool.

        Oh, and my Mandalorian helmet is on display on top of the gun case. lol
        May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
        Semper Fi

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        • run. fast. far. just run
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • Originally posted by ImayBblack View Post
            Check out the Bontanical Gardens in Forth Worth. It already has the fancy flowers and is super cheap to get married in.
            and its an awesome place to visit!
            May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
            Semper Fi

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            • Originally posted by Jester View Post
              and its an awesome place to visit!
              Thats where we are getting married in June. Is freaking gorgous!
              See you later...

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              • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                run. fast. far. just run
                lmmfao.....nice. man, thats the only way to date. saves a ton of time and helps weed thru all of the wild derpinas!
                May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                Semper Fi

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                • Originally posted by ImayBblack View Post
                  Thats where we are getting married in June. Is freaking gorgous!
                  That's badass! So pretty there!
                  May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                  Semper Fi

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                  • Originally posted by Jester View Post
                    www.plentyoffish.com

                    she had an awesome profile..............straight up said that if you can't hold an intelligent conversation or are looking for one night stands, go away.

                    I told her "well, not sure if i can hold an intelligent conversation with you and keep you interested, but the force is strong in this one." lol

                    Me being a star wars geek actually caught her attention. she is a complete and total rock geek. we have this nice book case in the living room and i turned it into a display for all of her different rocks and fossils. It looks pretty damned cool.

                    Oh, and my Mandalorian helmet is on display on top of the gun case. lol
                    ................And you're already living together.....AND hanging out with the kid. For the love of all things holy, PLEASE tell me that the child has a father in the picture already, and you aren't throwing around the idea of adopting her.

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                    • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                      ................And you're already living together.....AND hanging out with the kid. For the love of all things holy, PLEASE tell me that the child has a father in the picture already, and you aren't throwing around the idea of adopting her.
                      lol, he is in Arizona and is kind of worthless.
                      May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                      Semper Fi

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                      • Originally posted by Jester View Post
                        lmmfao.....nice. man, thats the only way to date. saves a ton of time and helps weed thru all of the wild derpinas!
                        Why date? Drag a girl home from the bar, fuck her like she owes you back rent, and never talk to her again. Goddamn, Levi. It's not rocket science!


                        Sure, you can't find anything wrong with her. Your family may not be able to either. But I'm telling you, crazy lurks beneath the surface. Think about this... If there was nothing wrong with her, she wouldn't have two degrees, be single at her age, and be on a fucking dating site. I know you can put 2 and 2 together...
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          Why date? Drag a girl home from the bar, fuck her like she owes you back rent, and never talk to her again. Goddamn, Levi. It's not rocket science!


                          Sure, you can't find anything wrong with her. Your family may not be able to either. But I'm telling you, crazy lurks beneath the surface. Think about this... If there was nothing wrong with her, she wouldn't have two degrees, be single at her age, and be on a fucking dating site. I know you can put 2 and 2 together...
                          Already done the whole dragging a girl back home thing. Fun, but bored with it. Crazy lurks beneath the surface of ALL of them. The things that are wrong with is a) she said she cant cook(i have found this to be false. she cooks very well) b)she can't clean a house for shit(this does not bother me because i fucking rule at it and enjoy it c)she has a short fuse and goes from cool to bitchy in 2 seconds(and then apologizes 2 minutes later and brings me a beer and rubs my shoulders)

                          so, she cant cook, or clean, and she can be bitchy.......i can live with all of these. lol
                          May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                          Semper Fi

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                          • Originally posted by Jester View Post
                            Already done the whole dragging a girl back home thing. Fun, but bored with it. Crazy lurks beneath the surface of ALL of them. The things that are wrong with is a) she said she cant cook(i have found this to be false. she cooks very well) b)she can't clean a house for shit(this does not bother me because i fucking rule at it and enjoy it c)she has a short fuse and goes from cool to bitchy in 2 seconds(and then apologizes 2 minutes later and brings me a beer and rubs my shoulders)

                            so, she cant cook, or clean, and she can be bitchy.......i can live with all of these. lol
                            You sir, are biting hard on that bait.

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                            • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              You sir, are biting hard on that bait.
                              Exactly. He's already in love. You can't talk logically to someone about their relationship when they are in love.


                              Best of luck dude.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • I was going to say, "If she's useless now, what's she going to stop doing when shit really gets serious and she's no longer on her best behavior to hook you," but that would be a logical train of thought......

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