I'm about to tie the knot

[Binky]

Amor Fati

[Jester]

Jackass. You know you don't have to keep the rest of us entertained by making the same bad decisions over and over again, right? There's nothing wrong with being hedonistic, just don't let it overrule common sense.

Well, this is my second serious relationship as an "adult" and im happy so far. She has 2 degrees, a career, a house, a new jeep, and she is giving me her tax return to help pay for my lawyer. She is encouraging me to work on my car, she wants to check out the roundup and meet all you guys, and she liked Fern's idea of building The Purple Taint chopper. Before the last swallow of beer is drained from my glass she has another one in it's place. and she rubs my feet and/or shoulders while i am gaming unless she is gaming with me.
The only problem i have had with her is when she is giving me head while i am playing MW3 and makes it hard to concentrate...........and whenever we are driving somewhere.....also hard to concentrate. Oh well, guess i will continue to let her do as she pleases........lol

[Jester]

Court House and killer honeymoon...

This

[Nash B.]

And the delusions begin...again! But good luck, dude.

[onemeangixxer7502]

Well, this is my second serious relationship as an "adult" and im happy so far. She has 2 degrees, a career, a house, a new jeep, and she is giving me her tax return to help pay for my lawyer. She is encouraging me to work on my car, she wants to check out the roundup and meet all you guys, and she liked Fern's idea of building The Purple Taint chopper. Before the last swallow of beer is drained from my glass she has another one in it's place. and she rubs my feet and/or shoulders while i am gaming unless she is gaming with me.
The only problem i have had with her is when she is giving me head while i am playing MW3 and makes it hard to concentrate...........and whenever we are driving somewhere.....also hard to concentrate. Oh well, guess i will continue to let her do as she pleases........lol

slap a ring on that finger and I got 10 bucks says she will flipt the script............. bitches act all cool then once they figure out they got you the inner craziness comes out.

[Jester]

And the delusions begin...again! But good luck, dude.

yep, but if this one decides later on down the road to screw my life over, I am gonna go ahead and snap and take out everyone on my list and then take a righteous bong hit off the end of my 12 guage.

[talisman]

Sounds like a keeper.. RUN!

[Jester]

slap a ring on that finger and I got 10 bucks says she will flipt the script............. bitches act all cool then once they figure out they got you the inner craziness comes out.

Exactly......and i tell her this every day.

Me: "you're amazing! Im never gonna marry you!"
her: "wtf? why?"
Me: "not gonna ruin a good thing!"

[Nash B.]

Did your wife start off evil and manipulative, or was she an awesome person that took years to reveal her evil, manipulative side?

[SS Junk]

slap a ring on that finger and I got 10 bucks says she will flipt the script............. bitches act all cool then once they figure out they got you the inner craziness comes out.

Only the bitches who know they've hooked a dumbfuck do that. BTW, what does "flipt" mean?

[talisman]

yep, but if this one decides later on down the road to screw my life over, I am gonna go ahead and snap and take out everyone on my list and then take a righteous bong hit off the end of my 12 guage.

Duuuuuude. Quit relying on other people to make you happy. FUCK everyone else. Do what makes YOU happy. You've got a do-over here. Don't waste it by putting your happiness into someone else's hands. I'm not talking about her specifically, but the idea that the world is over again if some fresh hose beast doesn't work out.

[Jester]

Did your wife start off evil and manipulative, or was she an awesome person that took years to reveal her evil, manipulative side?

I truelly don't know anymore. I am slowly figuring out everything she has ever said to me was a lie, so i just don't know. So, I tell the girlfriend that i know she is really an evil bitch waiting to fuck me over and i am just going to enjoy the getting to know each other fun part and pray that it stays that way.

[Jester]

Duuuuuude. Quit relying on other people to make you happy. FUCK everyone else. Do what makes YOU happy. You've got a do-over here. Don't waste it by putting your happiness into someone else's hands. I'm not talking about her specifically, but the idea that the world is over again if some fresh hose beast doesn't work out.

Doesnt work out is okay.......what im saying is if i marry her and ten years down the road she pulls the same shit as the ex, im gonna fucking snap.

[talisman]

Man, the word "married" shouldn't even be in your vernacular right now. Go rewatch Easy Rider and live in the now.

[racrguy]

Man, the word "married" shouldn't even be in your vernacular right now. Go rewatch Easy Rider and live in the now.

Big old dose of troof right here!