I'm about to tie the knot

[Jester]

http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/enter-my-fun-zone-21/16101172

Go home and bang the same chick every night or rent this little tart for a while and take out some frustrations on her hiney.......gee, let me think?

[Captain Crawfish]

congrats

[Ruffdaddy]

Women can only screw you as far as you let them. No offense jester but you seem to gravitate towards fucking yourself over.

Don't listen to these scrubs...just a bunch of pissed off divorced losers. I'd probably divorce them too...lol.

Good luck and hope the wedding works out!

[Captain Crawfish]

One thing we do "no" you need are some English lessons. Haysoos christo man, capitalization and grammar are your friends.

seriously who the fuck are you an english teacher? who cares its a msg board

[racrguy]

seriously who the fuck are you an english teacher? who cares its a msg board

You and he can be in the same classroom. What if I told you I was an English teacher?

[talisman]

lol @ Levi.

[Jester]

Women can only screw you as far as you let them. No offense jester but you seem to gravitate towards fucking yourself over.

Don't listen to these scrubs...just a bunch of pissed off divorced losers. I'd probably divorce them too...lol.

Good luck and hope the wedding works out!

Absolute poppycock. Being in a marriage is about trust. You trust that the wife will not end up trapping you with another child just because she is a selfish person. "Honey, im on birthcontrol so its okay! I oromise I am getting a job!" "oooops, im pregnant, cant get a job for another 5 years!" "Sure glad I went to college to get a degree so I can be a stay at home mom! Sorry I lied to you sweety about actually getting off my lazy ass to help you support the famnily!"

[01vnms4v]

Seriously, marriage is fucking retarded. They lie to your face. FUCKING BOLD FACED LIES! And you actually buy their bullshit because they look so good with your cock deep down their throat. They are bobbing up and down on that cock and telling you how big your dick is and somehow they convince you that they are not worthless evil sluts hell bent on fucking you over forever. Just get an escort. Soooooooo worth it. They suck dick even better and cost FAR less.

Took the words right out of my mouth

[Buick355]

I'm on my 2nd wife. Not all women are the devil. I found a good one this time around. X2 on don't listen to these scorned fuckers. Just make sure you have no doubts about spending the rest of your life with this woman.

[War Machine]

mines been squeezing the life out of me for 5 years....

[SS Junk]

I'm on my 2nd wife. Not all women are the devil. I found a good one this time around. X2 on don't listen to these scorned fuckers. Just make sure you have no doubts about spending the rest of your life with this woman.

Truth. You have any doubts whatsoever then don't go through with it. Two things you must have in any lasting relationship is unity and agreement. You don't have both the relationship will not last and you and your spouse will end up being miserable.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

All right. So hmm... yeah. About those flowers... ...

[crapstang]

^lmao

[Nash B.]

Seriously, marriage is fucking retarded. They lie to your face. FUCKING BOLD FACED LIES! And you actually buy their bullshit because they look so good with your cock deep down their throat. They are bobbing up and down on that cock and telling you how big your dick is and somehow they convince you that they are not worthless evil sluts hell bent on fucking you over forever. Just get an escort. Soooooooo worth it. They suck dick even better and cost FAR less.

You can't honestly tell any of us that you had no idea your wife was crazy. I mean, she married you, after all.

[onemeangixxer7502]

You can't honestly tell any of us that you had no idea your wife was crazy. I mean, she married you, after all.

zing. birds of a feather...