I'm about to tie the knot

[sc281]

Just be single for life. You can always get another fuck buddy. That way when you leave her, She doesn't get half.

[SS Junk]

I frankly just don't trust them after my last super serious g/f/.....

Awww... did someone's feelings get hurt? Waaaah?

[talisman]

I trust very few women.............. I have a good gf now but i only trust them for fucking and entertainment...I frankly just don't trust them after my last super serious g/f/.....

Super serious ex-girlfriend?

[2165 Turbo Rail]

Mexico. Do it

[Strychnine]

Did Rachel get it, or is it still going?

Voting ended last week. Results are announced Monday.
Standings were hidden the last week of voting but the last day they were up she was still in first.

[clevelandkid]

And I was hoping someone around here could tell me where the least expensive place to get flowers in Fort worth is....

Closest graveyard, but you'll have to go get them yourself.

Don't do it.

[Hines57]

Closest graveyard, but you'll have to go get them yourself.

Don't do it.

Damn beat me to it .

[SMEGMA STENCH]

haha oh shit your're in for a hand full.post a pic of your slut and remember me telling you " you will regret this later"

Well, despite all the discouragement, i'm afraid i still have to make my own mistakes lol. But whoever said the graveyard... LOL

Well anyway i would give you a call styrcnine, but "the best" sound a bit like "the most expensive" to me. i really do need to keep the costs way down. but maybe i can email you a pic of what all we want and you can figure some pricing?

who knows maybe you'll be less expensive than all the rest so far. And no i do not need a full planned weding. already got photographer, and dress and outfits and such. really just need to find a cheap place for flowers.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I'm sure if you post a few delicious pictures of your girl you might get a lot of stuff at a discounted rate or even free!

[racrguy]

Well, despite all the discouragement, i'm afraid i still have to make my own mistakes lol. But whoever said the graveyard... LOL

Well anyway i would give you a call styrcnine, but "the best" sound a bit like "the most expensive" to me. i really do need to keep the costs way down. but maybe i can email you a pic of what all we want and you can figure some pricing?

who knows maybe you'll be less expensive than all the rest so far. And no i do not need a full planned weding. already got photographer, and dress and outfits and such. really just need to find a cheap place for flowers.

One thing we do "no" you need are some English lessons. Haysoos christo man, capitalization and grammar are your friends.

[Jester]

Seriously, marriage is fucking retarded. They lie to your face. FUCKING BOLD FACED LIES! And you actually buy their bullshit because they look so good with your cock deep down their throat. They are bobbing up and down on that cock and telling you how big your dick is and somehow they convince you that they are not worthless evil sluts hell bent on fucking you over forever. Just get an escort. Soooooooo worth it. They suck dick even better and cost FAR less.

[Jester]

all the money this divorce is going to cost me, i should have saved up and paid 10 sluts to come over to my place and fuck me until i died from ejaculation overload!

[SMEGMA STENCH]

Seriously, marriage is fucking retarded. They lie to your face. FUCKING BOLD FACED LIES! And you actually buy their bullshit because they look so good with your cock deep down their throat. They are bobbing up and down on that cock and telling you how big your dick is and somehow they convince you that they are not worthless evil sluts hell bent on fucking you over forever. Just get an escort. Soooooooo worth it. They suck dick even better and cost FAR less.

oh my gosh dude. that sounds so bad. you must have had a bad experience. But i'm not really the hooker type, i'm afraid. so uh, i don't think I'd do very well with all that.

[Jester]

And see, in your first post, your rational side is telling you that buying expensive flowers is a stupid and complete waste of money. BECAUSE IT IS!!!! Fucking run for your life! She is going to spend the rest of her time finding stupid shit to spend your money on while sucking the fucking life out of you. You are going to pay her to slowly kill you.

[Jester]

oh my gosh dude. that sounds so bad. you must have had a bad experience. But i'm not really the hooker type, i'm afraid. so uh, i don't think I'd do very well with all that.

Well, you wanted advice and you came to the right place. You dont really see too many people saying how great their marriage is.........because it is a nightmare. You fuck the same chick and she will get fat. You will regret every single time a hot chick wants to bang you and you didnt because you were being "faithful." I should have fucked every chick that smiled at me retarded! Just gorilla fucked them! I passed up two beautiful girls and a night in a hot tub to go home and be with the wife.........yeah, i am stupid.