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    BEE CAVE, Texas - Some Central Texans are tired of all the attention payed to Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day.
    They're trying to draw attention to a new day they call Armadillo Day and a new way of forecasting the weather.
    "The official small mammal of the State of Texas, the armadillo, is our predictor and prognosticator," said Terry Boothe, a member of group calling itself the Benevolent Knights of the Raccoon. "Our armadillo will tell us what to expect."
    "We're taking something that is rightfully ours, the right to predict our own weather, as opposed to a thousand or two miles away in Pennsylvania, so it's a worthy thing to do," Boothe said. "We felt like this was a mission that was worthy of the Benevolent Knights of the Raccoon."
    The group staged its first Armadillo Day Tuesday at a place called the West Pole, at Highway 71 and Bee Caves Road in the Village of Bee Cave.
    At 12:30 p.m., volunteers gently prodded an armadillo they called Bee Cave Bob out of a hole in an attempt to create a Texas version of Punxsutawney Phil.
    "If he stays out of the hole, then we know spring is around the corner," Boothe said. "If he returns to his hole, we know we're going to have more winter, considerably more winter."
    Bee Cave Bob meandered around a bit, but didn't do much else.
    After some consultation, the master of ceremonies, who called himself "Al Manac," consulted with his trusted advisers, who called themselves "Hugh Midity" and "Wayne Gauge," and decided Bee Cave Bob's prediction was simple.
    "As far as the forecast in Texas goes, it's going to be a little bit of the same, but we can't speak for El Paso and Amarillo," the master of ceremonies said. "We hope everyone's crops grow and your cattle get fat."





    So basically, they didn't know what in the fuck Bee Cave Bob was trying to tell them so they just made some shit up "more of the same."
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?


  • #2
    Originally posted by The Geofster View Post

    So basically, they didn't know what in the fuck Bee Cave Bob was trying to tell them so they just made some shit up "more of the same."
    So how many conversations have YOU had with an armadillo?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
      So how many conversations have YOU had with an armadillo?
      How did I know you would be the first one to post in this thread? That's right, because you're a gigantic post whore.
      How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
        How did I know you would be the first one to post in this thread? That's right, because you're a gigantic post whore.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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          • #6
            FFS... Some traditions are better left alone. Let PA have their limelight for a day.
            "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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            • #7
              Think Bill Murray is available for a remake based in TX?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                Think Bill Murray is available for a remake based in TX?
                No, i'm sure his schedule is booked solid.

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                • #9
                  Now, now don't drive angry!


                  On iPhone can't inbed
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBpw1...e_gdata_player
                  Last edited by 01vnms4v; 02-02-2012, 11:31 AM.

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                  • #10
                    isn't it that your not a true Texan unless you hit a Armadillo with your car

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 01vnms4v View Post
                      Now, now don't drive angry!


                      On iPhone can't inbed
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBpw1...e_gdata_player
                      You're in bed??

                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 01vnms4v View Post
                        Now, now don't drive angry!


                        On iPhone can't inbed
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBpw1...e_gdata_player
                        Good driving for a quadriped, side of your eyes, side of your eyes!
                        Originally posted by Nash B.
                        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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