Genius? Kinky? Or just underhanded?

[Gtracer]

I hope the DA charges him with prohibited sexual conduct the first time he nails his "daughter"....

You have to get caught for it to be illegal....

(yes I know it is illegal even before the act. However if no one knows when or where then it is all goodman)

edit: I noticed that section you quoted does not reference Stepbrother/sister....interesting that it covers everything else in between

[VaderTT]

It's all good man!

[Lason]

I hope those of you posting comments about Roseanne realize this isn't THAT John Goodman.

W3RD

this


not that

[kingjason]

Sooooo beacuse the guy got drunk at a bar(who would have thought) and then killed someone on the way home its whos fault again??? Like OMG I was eating a taco on the way home and the sauce dripped in my lap and I had a wreck. I am suing Taco Bell!! ORRRRRR how about we start suing the phone company the next time someone is texting and driving and kills someone. Idiotsssssssss.

[jammeejamm]

texas penal code is parallel to florida's?

[03trubluGT]

texas penal code is parallel to florida's?

I should have just taken the time to say this the first time, but here we go...


I am not going to research FL's penal code, but one usually finds common statutes.

[Cooter]

texas penal code is parallel to florida's?

the real question is what's the penile code?

[SNEAKY]

[GrayStangGT]

texas penal code is parallel to florida's?

Do you really think florida doesn't have a law about banging your own daughter

[Wicked98Snake]

Do you really think florida doesn't have a law about banging your own daughter

I bet Arkansas doesn't

[bcoop]

I'd give her the penile code in exchange for cash and prizes.

[Treasure Chest]

Do you really think florida doesn't have a law about banging your own daughter

Actually.....

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/sex05.htm

826.04 Incest. ---
Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.

Lineal consanguinity, by definition, is blood relation.....so that makes him an underhanded genius.

[03trubluGT]

You just made "consanguinity" one of Google's top ten.

[Treasure Chest]

You just made "consanguinity" one of Google's top ten.

Consanguineous was actually one of my SAT words. I remember that because I had to go home and look it up. I don't think I've used it in a sentence to date.

[jefehbk]

so i guess legally now he can not bang his "daughter" now?

"hey Mr. Goodman how are you today, who is this lovely lady with you today?"

Goodman.."ohh....we use to date, but she is my daughter now."

what a creepo.