Girlfriend forced to shoot own dog to save boyfriend

[SS Junk]

LOL! Not surprised to see you say something like that in this thread.

Say what? What did I say?

[jluv]

just real quick...... am i the only one that has no doubt i could stop a 100lb dog attack in mere seconds??? maybe i'm wrong, but then again i am only #2 BJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!

god bless.

Most average to smallish people would have a very hard time stopping a strong, pissed off, 100 lb dog without a weapon. I'm sure everyone thinks they can, but it's a LOT harder than you think. A big, strong, sober dude should be able to, unless the dog gets lucky. But shit, we know you're never sober!

[Osiris]

Say what? What did I say?

Talking about all the nonsense you said in the police shooting thread. Just not surprised to hear you second guess the people in this story here, although what you said was through another party.

[SS Junk]

Most average to smallish people wopuld have a very hard time stopping a strong, pissed off, 100 lb dog without a weapon. I'm sure everyone thinks they can, but it's a LOT harder than you think. A big, strong, sober dude should be able to, unless the dog gets lucky. But shit, we know you're never sober!

A 110lb crowbar wielding crackhead would have no probs...

[Binky]

I figured I would have to.

After i had given it to her, we were standing in the kitchen reading the instructions and talking about it. They had a funny little "how long = what happens" slip of paper in there that said for a 180lb man, this many seconds would cause muscle spasms, los of motor control, and unconciousness.

Of course my mom looks at the dogs and most of them are around 80-90 lbs. Thor was the biggest at 205 but he wouldn't hurt a fly unless he happened to sit on it. So now shes worried about hurting them.

Thats when I made the mistake.

"Mom, it doesn't hurt them, it just gives em a little jolt"
"Really?"
"Yeah (head down and reading the little flyer) - won't feel more than a sharp pinch...."

No sooner than the words were out of my mouth, she stuck the stun baton onto my upper thigh and flipped the switch. That is the last thing I remember before finding myself lying on the kitchen floor with my mom leaning against the counter laughing hysterically.

Evidently she gave me a good 2-3 second shot (remember, fresh batteries) which caused me to do an instant "I'm a tree, watch how I fall" impression on the kitchen floor.

I doubt being tazed is much different of a feeling, but I can tell ya that those things work and are not to be trusted in the hands of prankster family members.

[Wicked98Snake]

I figured I would have to.

After i had given it to her, we were standing in the kitchen reading the instructions and talking about it. They had a funny little "how long = what happens" slip of paper in there that said for a 180lb man, this many seconds would cause muscle spasms, los of motor control, and unconciousness.

Of course my mom looks at the dogs and most of them are around 80-90 lbs. Thor was the biggest at 205 but he wouldn't hurt a fly unless he happened to sit on it. So now shes worried about hurting them.

Thats when I made the mistake.

"Mom, it doesn't hurt them, it just gives em a little jolt"
"Really?"
"Yeah (head down and reading the little flyer) - won't feel more than a sharp pinch...."

No sooner than the words were out of my mouth, she stuck the stun baton onto my upper thigh and flipped the switch. That is the last thing I remember before finding myself lying on the kitchen floor with my mom leaning against the counter laughing hysterically.

Evidently she gave me a good 2-3 second shot (remember, fresh batteries) which caused me to do an instant "I'm a tree, watch how I fall" impression on the kitchen floor.

I doubt being tazed is much different of a feeling, but I can tell ya that those things work and are not to be trusted in the hands of prankster family members.

My mom would have done the same thing, lol! She loves those damn dogs more than me!

[SS Junk]

Talking about all the nonsense you said in the police shooting thread. Just not surprised to hear you second guess the people in this story here, although what you said was through another party.

Generalizations are a motherfucker.

[ceyko]

Yeah, I've only dealt with 75-90 lb pissed off dogs that were NOT turning on me. That was difficult enough.

[roliath]

when they latch on, it's tough to get them to let go... I was at the dog park and watched this white trash dude trying to get his pit bull to let go of a boxer it was clamped down on. he cut his fingers up trying to pry the dog's jaws open. He had to choke the dog out to get it to let go.

I had my blade out and was like "if you want me to get that dog to let go, just say the word". He was sitting there strangling him and said "as soon as he passes out, he'll let go"

Stay classy pit bull owners!

large stick, and put it in the dog's mouth and swing the stick towards you. works every single time.

[JC316]

just real quick...... am i the only one that has no doubt i could stop a 100lb dog attack in mere seconds??? maybe i'm wrong, but then again i am only #2 BJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!

god bless.

No, you aren't the only one. Even as strong as a rottweiler is, I can still wrestle mine to the ground. My last one topped out at 130lbs and I could still get him to the ground while playing.

[ceyko]

No, you aren't the only one. Even as strong as a rottweiler is, I can still wrestle mine to the ground. My last one topped out at 130lbs and I could still get him to the ground while playing.

I can't speak in your case - but every dog I've had an issue with - when pissed off it was totally different than when playing. Major saving graces for me was...

-1 They did not want to bite their owner
-2 Light enough to pick-up/move around...etc

[Ruffdaddy]

No, you aren't the only one. Even as strong as a rottweiler is, I can still wrestle mine to the ground. My last one topped out at 130lbs and I could still get him to the ground while playing.

Please tell me you are aware that there is a huge difference between playing and fighting...

[01vnms4v]

Good for her another pitbull bread put down!

[roliath]

Mmm pitbull bread sangwich.

[Cooter]

large stick, and put it in the dog's mouth and swing the stick towards you. works every single time.

I don't carry a cane, but I sure as shit carry a knife