uhhh.... buy my car or come get it on friday cause i'm gonna kill my self

[TEAMJACOB]

Give me a sec to get my laptop up. Input needed.

[sc281]

cause i'm gonna kill my self

..................


That's part of the deal,right?

I'm in for a group buy. How much?

[Cobraman]

Wha?

[krazy kris]

what time is the suicide I like to be punctual

[Jyard]

I'm confused.

[idrivea4banger]

I got dibs on his wallet

[TEAMJACOB]

ok so im texting this guy for just a few exchanges and here is how it goes. not sure what to do but i kinda believe he is sincere.
me/ can i get pics of the mustang
him/ sent one pic
me/ is that the only one you have?
him/ yes currently all i have is this old flip phone to take pics with. sorry its as the ad says. basic, cheap transportation
me/ i understand. i am interested but needed a better idea of the car before driving to austin
him/ i will try a better shot tomorrow
me/ its 4 cylinder 5 spd right?
him/ auto
me/ ok does it have ac heat cd player? i lost the ad on craigslist
him/ yes sont cd remote factory air not working manual windows cloth seats ..just an old hoopty
me/does the ac blow just not cold or not blow at all
him/ fan works compressor doesnt
me/ok is the interior trashed? seats stained, ripped, broke, carpet stained missing pieces?
him/ look its just an old stang, stained but not torn console lid broke headliner is toast
him/ i'll take 700 now after friday its no use... i will be broke and will commit suicide.. need the cash now
him/ is that enough information?
him/ like i said if its not sold by friday you can come get it from estate. i need the money or you can keep it for my son
me/man...hold on a sec....
me/ is the car in austin (asked to stall for a bit)

i have no idea who this guy is and this is the only conversation i have had with him

[80coupe]

lolz

[Cobraman]

What the fuck????!

Gl with that man. Id have no idea how to react.

[71chevellejohn]

[krazy kris]

wood not dew

[TEAMJACOB]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2813814918.html

[TEAMJACOB]

not worried about the car but more about what he said

[ram57ta]

Try to get some specific info on where the car is and when you can meet him to get it...notify the appropriate authorities for that area and give them the info you just showed us...and then let them handle it.

[mikec]

That's jacked up as hell.

Where's Vader? We need some investigatin!

Post his phone number so GE can bust it and get it to the proper people. Little boys need daddys!