Rough start to a new year....

[Jester]

Well, in the last two weeks, i have buried my grandfather, tore a groin muscle (maybe what it is but still have a lot of tests to find out), and have been served divorce/restraining order papers by my mentally unstable wife that is trying her best to let me never see my kids again.

Please God let the world explode on 12-21-2012.....amen.

[DriveWayBuilt]

Sorry to hear that, hopefully everything negative turns positive for you.

[46Tbird]

Sorry to hear about your grandfather and kiddos. The wife is no big loss, and of course the groin injury is just plain funny.

Cervezas on Feb 2?

[Steve]

Sorry to hear it Jester.


Btw, groin injuries aren't fun at all and take quite awhile to heal. How did you get injured?

[Silverback]

I'm not sure how you injure your groin with such a small penis?

Keep your head up

[bcoop]

Btw, groin injuries aren't fun at all and take quite awhile to heal. How did you get injured?

100% probability that we don't want to war the answer. Probably involves a pistol, a sex swing, and Leon.

[Steve]

100% probability that we don't want to war the answer. Probably involves a pistol, a sex swing, and Leon.

Doh!

[Jester]

lol......injured the groin while at work. was walking down the side of the barge at about 1am and the hatch i stepped on didnt have any skid stop on it and was covered in sea foam.......slimey brown sea foam. Well, i did a split and ate it hard on the deck. felt the groin pop and then i was in some serious pain. i will post a pic in a while. Dont worry, i wont show you guys my purple twig and giggle berries, but you guys do need to see the rest. its painful as hell!

[talisman]

Drinks Feb 2nd sounds fantastic; I'm off Friday anyway.

[Jester]

Well, it sounds like i will go and get my balls ripped off that morning and then you guys will dull the pain with booze! sounds like a plan.

[Jester]

Hey, i have a fantastic idea!!! Lets start the gtg off at the courtroom hearing!!!! you can all see what the face of Satan actually looks like in the flesh!

[talisman]

...what time is it for? I'm working a half day Thursday. I'm sure your ex would love to see my shit eating grin again!

[Jester]

...what time is it for? I'm working a half day Thursday. I'm sure your ex would love to see my shit eating grin again!

I love the fact that she hates you. I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!! I wish you were my lawyer! I figured out she hated you because you could see right thru her lies and you could tell how dicked up she really is.

[Chvyblzr1972]

100% probability that we don't want to war the answer. Probably involves a pistol, a sex swing, and Leon.

And 2 cookies and some motor oil.

[talisman]

I love the fact that she hates you. I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!! I wish you were my lawyer! I figured out she hated you because you could see right thru her lies and you could tell how dicked up she really is.

Too soon for I told you sos?