Suggestions for a Nissan

[Forever_frost]

I have a Nissan that I picked up cheap and I have it up for sale but I want to play with it too. Here's the deal, she's ugly, has a 1.6L 4 cylinder with a 4 speed. Headlights are broken (they stay on high beam if the battery is connected, I broke it messing with it), driver's front strut is blown, 2 tires are down to the steel belts and the radio absolutely will NOT stay on.

Thinking of painting it flat black with Walmart paint, putting a plywood wing on it, a coffee can exhaust and seeing if I can get some ricers to race.

Any other suggestions?

[Aceman85turbo]

fix the strut, put some newer sentra wheels on it and get 38mpg?

[A_A_G]

Ricers drive lifted trucks and 350z/G35s now. No one will race you

[Forever_frost]

fix the strut, put some newer sentra wheels on it and get 38mpg?

It's a Sentra and by my math runs about 30ish MPG. Not bad considering. It's like a big gocart

[Ted]

Find another friend with a ratty car and wreck that shits

[crapstang]

I have a Nissan that I picked up cheap and I have it up for sale but I want to play with it too. Here's the deal, she's ugly, has a 1.6L 4 cylinder with a 4 speed. Headlights are broken (they stay on high beam if the battery is connected, I broke it messing with it), driver's front strut is blown, 2 tires are down to the steel belts and the radio absolutely will NOT stay on.

Thinking of painting it flat black with Walmart paint, putting a plywood wing on it, a coffee can exhaust and seeing if I can get some ricers to race.

Any other suggestions?

Buy a skyjacked f250. that's the new rice

[Taylor]

fix the strut, put some newer sentra wheels on it and get 38mpg?

I would do this Frost... I can definitely see you going postal on some poor highschool kid while screaming about a lack of medication and yelling obscenities after he talks shit for whooping your ass at a light. Would not recommend.

[Forever_frost]

I've been beat doing street racing. Well, it was my Ram 1500 4x4 against a chipped Ram 3500 from a rolling start, but I gave a salute and kept going. I don't take getting beat in a race personally. And I don't yell. Causes migraines

[Ratt]

I have a Nissan that I picked up cheap and I have it up for sale but I want to play with it too. Here's the deal, she's ugly, has a 1.6L 4 cylinder with a 4 speed. Headlights are broken (they stay on high beam if the battery is connected, I broke it messing with it), driver's front strut is blown, 2 tires are down to the steel belts and the radio absolutely will NOT stay on.

Thinking of painting it flat black with Walmart paint, putting a plywood wing on it, a coffee can exhaust and seeing if I can get some ricers to race.

Any other suggestions?

4 speed auto?

[Moose242]

Buy a skyjacked f250. that's the new rice

So true.

Seems like every damn day I have some diesel truck ride the bumper of my vette, try to get my attention, and then blow by leaving a trail of black smoke only to lock the brakes and do it again.

Yeah, I am going to race your wicked sweet diesel truck on 114 in the morning.

[01vnms4v]

^^^^^ but they think it so cool to blow out all that black smoke