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  • Fun things to do while stranded on the side of the highway

    ideas?

  • #2
    Do you have a baseball bat and some golf balls?

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    • #3
      Play Frogger?
      .

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      • #4
        Baseball glove and porn?

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        • #5
          I wish. I have my tool bag, my fluke, and some radios. Waiting on the goddamn tow truck.. eta 90 minutes.

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          • #6
            See if you can get a wad of jizz to land on passing motorists?

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            • #7
              Been playing Temple Run for the last few minutes, but this sucks. and it's fucking cold.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                See if you can get a wad of jizz to land on passing motorists?
                Nice. I am reasonably close to the overpass...however i feel like i'd get stage fright.

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                • #9
                  Why are you stranded what did you do
                  How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                  • #10
                    First trip out in my new service truck, got to portland and saw it was warm.. popped the hood to check coolant and noticed the milky mush in the overflow. topped it off to head back south (after it sat for 2.5 hours) and made it about 30 miles until smoke started billowing into the cab. I'm guessing oil cooler failed, turbo got jacked up, and they're gonna say it needs a new longblock.

                    06 f1350 with 61xxx on it. We just took delivery of it last saturday, and finally got it tagged and legal this morning. heh.

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                    • #11
                      Fap.
                      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                        Nice. I am reasonably close to the overpass...however i feel like i'd get stage fright.
                        Pull up some raunchy porn on your phone and get lost in the magic.

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                        • #13
                          call roadside assistance?

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                          • #14
                            Milk colored oil sounds more like a blown head gasket, cracked block, or leaking intake coolant passage.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ram57ta View Post
                              Milk colored oil sounds more like a blown head gasket, cracked block, or leaking intake coolant passage.
                              Or someone jizzed in it.

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