Fun things to do while stranded on the side of the highway

[Darren M]

• Stand on the over pass and wave like a mad man at the passing motorists, especially if there is an exit immediately behind you.
• Stand at attention and salute the passing motorists.
• Act like you're beating the shit out of someone on the ground.
• Play slug bug/punch buggy with your Facebook/Twitter friends
• Sit in the seat and piss over the over pass onto oncoming motorists. They'll never see you.
• Sit on the over pass and drop an epic DEUCE on the oncoming cars.
• Trace every wire in the truck w/ your Fluke and double check all connections.
• Test your own resistance.

Note: Most of this shit will probably get your ass throad in jail....

[DriveWayBuilt]

X2 for act like your beating the shit out of someone on the ground.

[Captain Crawfish]

First trip out in my new service truck, got to portland and saw it was warm.. popped the hood to check coolant and noticed the milky mush in the overflow. topped it off to head back south (after it sat for 2.5 hours) and made it about 30 miles until smoke started billowing into the cab. I'm guessing oil cooler failed, turbo got jacked up, and they're gonna say it needs a new longblock.

06 f1350 with 61xxx on it. We just took delivery of it last saturday, and finally got it tagged and legal this morning. heh.

sounds like a POS take it back

[mustangguy289]

Does the seat squeak?

[Forever_frost]

Does the seat squeak?

If it does, that's a deal breaker. Set fire to it and walk away. But don't look back. Cool guys don't look at explosions

[stevo]

Dry-hump the truck at the gas filler with the filler door open.

Stevo

[FATHERFORD]

First trip out in my new service truck, got to portland and saw it was warm.. popped the hood to check coolant and noticed the milky mush in the overflow. topped it off to head back south (after it sat for 2.5 hours) and made it about 30 miles until smoke started billowing into the cab. I'm guessing oil cooler failed, turbo got jacked up, and they're gonna say it needs a new longblock.

06 f1350 with 61xxx on it. We just took delivery of it last saturday, and finally got it tagged and legal this morning. heh.

Sounds like a 6.0 that wasn't taken care of.

[EW]

Dry-hump the truck at the gas filler with the filler door open.

Stevo

Can't. People can not be trusted to "pump" their own fuel in Oregon.

[Superwho]

Can't. People can not be trusted to "pump" their own fuel in Oregon.

The first time I was in Oregon and got out to pump my gas the guy nearly knocked me down to stop me. I had no idea they did that. just one of those crazy things I hadn't heard of until I experienced it.

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[GrayStangGT]

So you bought a 6.0 and it broke down......who would have guessed.

[lowthreeohz]

Didn't buy it, we opened a shop here and the company shipped it up for me. Not my problem anymore, fleet mgmt can deal with it.

[fordracer2]

Take a nap?