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    I need some idea's of what to get my wife for her birthday. She has plenty of jewelry and a trip is out of the question since we just went on one and we have 2 vacations planned for later this year. She already gets her nails, toes, hair, and massages done on a regular basis so thats out also. So I'm left scratching my head.

  • #2
    Shoes or a purse. What women doesn't want/have a million of each and still want more?

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    • #3
      Get her a model train. Everytime she feels lonely when you're gone she can just play with it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by aCid View Post
        Get her a model train. Everytime she feels lonely when you're gone she can just play with it.


        lawlz!

        god bless.
        It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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        • #5
          Originally posted by aCid View Post
          Get her a small dildo. Everytime she feels lonely when you're gone she can just play with it.
          Fixed
          Thanks for the setup.

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          • #6
            some new Prada shoes

            1969 GTO Judge Clone 6.0 liter LQ4 Turbo 4L60e on LS1tech

            1960 Chevy Sedan Delivery LS swap

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            • #7
              Silverback said that as much as she likes trains, she should be in one fir her birthday.

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              • #8
                A King Ranch seat.

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                • #9
                  Squeaky chairs.
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                    Fixed
                    Thanks for the setup.
                    I was also going to say to get her a dildo to stap on the front of the model engine.

                    Either that or get her a VIP membership to DFWMUSTANGS.net!

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                    • #11
                      I'm not buying any shoes. She already has over 150 pairs of shoes and bought 3 more pairs this week.

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                      • #12
                        Box of crickets with a bow like the Lexus commercial.
                        WRX

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Randy View Post
                          A King Ranch seat.
                          lmfao
                          Full time ninja editor.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Randy View Post
                            A King Ranch seat.
                            Got one of those two days ago.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by aCid View Post
                              Get her a model train. Everytime she feels lonely when you're gone she can just play with it.
                              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              Fixed
                              Thanks for the setup.
                              Originally posted by Ted View Post
                              Silverback said that as much as she likes trains, she should be in one fir her birthday.
                              Originally posted by Randy View Post
                              A King Ranch seat.


                              WINNING!

                              If you really love her, you'd give her a divorce.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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