Birthday gift ideas for the wife

[Unicorn Jeff]

Sounds like she doesn't need shit then!

[Randy]

WINNING!

If you really love her, you'd give her a divorce.

/close thread.

[SMKR]

a windup doll that continously complains so she feels comforted when you are gone

[scootro]

a jewelry box on a stand/armoire

http://www.amazon.com/Powell-Porter-Valley-Jewelry-Armoire/dp/B002KQ50Y8/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hg_2

[Ratt]

A nice dinner and a good dickin'. That's what my wife gets and she enjoys it.

[Alex]

WINNING!

If you really love her, you'd commit suicide.

fixed

[Unicorn Jeff]

fixed

That's kinda fucked up dude.

[mstng86]

That's kinda fucked up dude.

but you chuckled a little.

[GrayStangGT]

[TEAMJACOB]

Dick in as box?

[01vnms4v]

How about a puppy like a golden retriever??

[krazy kris]

a union break?

[DriveWayBuilt]

How about a puppy like a golden retriever??

Fuck that, buy her a pitbull

[matts5.0]

Go on strike, dont buy her shit.

[347Mike]

Why not a custom made dildo that looks like a train?