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  • #16
    Happy birthday to you you smell like a monkey and look like one too.
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
      I was absolutely slammed with projects at work today, so sadly, it didn't happen.
      Well, there goes our internet persona!!





      I will be raising a glass of Stagg at 6:15pm to celebrate being one year closer to having "Dirty Old Man" status. I would like for you all to do the same.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
        Well, there goes our internet persona!!





        I will be raising a glass of Stagg at 6:15pm to celebrate being one year closer to having "Dirty Old Man" status. I would like for you all to do the same.
        I'll do it at 10:15.
        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post





          I will be raising a glass of Stagg at 6:15pm to celebrate being one year closer to having "Dirty Old Man" status. I would like for you all to do the same.
          Done!


          <------ dirty old man.

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          • #20
            Happy Birthday!!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
              Well, there goes our internet persona!!





              I will be raising a glass of Stagg at 6:15pm to celebrate being one year closer to having "Dirty Old Man" status. I would like for you all to do the same.
              Hey, if you were paying me for sex, I'd been more inclined to put it before work today.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                Hey, if you were paying me for sex, I'd been more inclined to put it before work today.
                Pay the sugar momma?

                That's a new concept. I'll gladly pay for holding your high heels at eye level after Skip and Josh get me the price I want on my '13 5.0.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                  Pay the sugar momma?

                  That's a new concept. I'll gladly pay for holding your high heels at eye level after Skip and Josh get me the price I want on my '13 5.0.
                  You drunk bastard. I'm glad you're having a good birthday.

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                  • #24
                    The implications of liquid courage are strong, indeed.

                    This shot is to your vagina and my occupation within it's parameters.

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                    • #25
                      Now that's a marriage!
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #26
                        Lmao!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                          This shot is to your vagina and my occupation within it's parameters.
                          lmao, have a good one broham...
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #28
                            Oh, he did. I've seen him drink, and I've seen him drunk, but I've never seen him drunk like last night.
                            I'm impressed that he's so functional today.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                              Oh, he did. I've seen him drink, and I've seen him drunk, but I've never seen him drunk like last night.
                              I'm impressed that he's so functional today.
                              Thats because hes still drunk, haha! I know the feeling all too well. Of course I don't drink like that anymore, but I did for many years. Its my bday On Monday, I wonder If I should put one on for old times sake...
                              Originally posted by Silverback
                              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                              • #30
                                I hydrated heavily all day yesterday and quickly got back on track with hydrating this morning.

                                A breakfast burrito containing eggs, bacon, hash browns, and jalepenos also ensures a good start to a morning after a bender. It helps that I had one before bed too.

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