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  • Originally posted by talisman View Post
    You and Phil can have a drinking contest to see who wins the seat!


    Poor dude is going to wind up in the trunk while I sleep it off in the front seat on the way down.

    EDIT: And we drink what I bring. Go big, or go home muthafucka!
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • Nice!

      I down 30packs for a warm up.
      Ded

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      • Phil, he's bringing a jar of his own semen. Brent's a freak like that!

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        • After this is over, you're both riding in the trunk, rather than puking in my ride!

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          • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
            Phil, he's bringing a jar of his own semen. Brent's a freak like that!


            He just tells people that is his own. In his stupor last weekend, he confided in me that he milked over 30 men to achieve that quantity. He admitted it was arderous, but his dedication to the task was worth the result.

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            • Originally posted by vadertt View Post
              Nice!

              I down 30packs for a warm up.
              lolz

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              • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                After this is over, you're both riding in the trunk, rather than puking in my ride!
                Bitch, I don't puke. I'm a goddamned professional.


                And stop including me in your homoerotic fantasies. I don't swing that way.
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  He just tells people that is his own. In his stupor last weekend, he confided in me that he milked over 30 men to achieve that quantity. He admitted it was arderous, but his dedication to the task was worth the result.
                  I can't lie to you... He milked me like a ripened cow in mid-May after a week long graze in a field of honeysuckle. Dude has skills man.

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                  • Why you lucky son of a bitch..

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                    • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      And stop including me in your homoerotic fantasies. I don't swing that way.
                      Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                      I can't lie to you... He milked me like a ripened cow in mid-May after a week long graze in a field of honeysuckle. Dude has skills man.

                      You too, Lola. ^^
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • it was like butterfly kisses on the shaft of my cock, followed by the the gentle revving of a two stroke throttle, until he went full into whipping heavy cream, you know that point where if you keep going the cream is going to become butter.... well it didn't.

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                        • .....you just done took it too far..

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                          • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            You too, Lola. ^^
                            Fuck.....I really wanna gooooooooooo!

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                            • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                              Fuck.....I really wanna gooooooooooo!


                              What's stopping you?

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                              • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                                What's stopping you?
                                Family bullshit, mostly.

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