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  • #16
    Originally posted by vadertt View Post
    Your dick sucked?
    I don't know I threw $2 out the fucking window and hauled ass, bitch looked like a black Sasquatch

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    • #17
      Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
      I don't know I threw $2 out the fucking window and hauled ass, that man looked like a black Sasquatch
      Fixt
      Originally posted by Sean88gt
      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
        i don't know i threw $2 out the fucking window and hauled ass, bitch looked like a black sasquatch
        lmmfao!!!!
        Ded

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        • #19
          Yeah, it's sad when a dude won't take sex for some nuggets. Meaning, you must be ugly if they go ahead and call the cops on ya! Her breath probably stank too along with everything else.
          Originally posted by MR EDD
          U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
            Booking #: 003009015 Age: 31 Sex: F Height: 505 Weight: 175 Hair: BRO Eye: BRO Occupation: NONE

            No thanks.
            x2

            That bitch must be a really bad lay to get an F in sex!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
              now what the hell can you get at whataburger for 2 dollars
              Whatever it is, it won't wash off.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                I am unable to assess the severity of this crime without photos of the suspect.
                If she places the value of her poon to equal the price of an order of Chicken McNuggets, you may want to reconsider.

                Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                I don't know I threw $2 out the fucking window and hauled ass, bitch looked like a black Sasquatch
                Michelle 0bama?

                Stevo
                Originally posted by SSMAN
                ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                • #23
                  Nobody else thought of Don't Be A Menace while reading this?

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                  • #24
                    A guy I know was stationed in Panama in the 80's and he told me about a gal who waited outside of the gate that they called "The Chicken Lady" because she would do anything for for some Popeye's chicken.

                    I like to tell gals that if you are going to be a whore don't be a cheap one. Guess this gal didn't get the memo.
                    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                    • #25
                      Well at least it's not...Whataburger

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                      • #26
                        hahaha I live like 15 mins from Burbank

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                        • #27
                          Didn't someone on here get their dick sucked for a cheese burger or something a few years ago?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by thesource View Post
                            Didn't someone on here get their dick sucked for a cheese burger or something a few years ago?

                            It was for coffee and a doughnut, not a cheese burger.
                            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by thesource View Post
                              Didn't someone on here get their dick sucked for a cheese burger or something a few years ago?
                              Whatameal #7 (chicken strips)
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                                Whatameal #7 (chicken strips)
                                Hey, for around $5, it was a pretty decent deal.

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