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  • #16
    I'm so confused.
    04 2.6 KB'd Cobra!

    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    There is something about her that just makes my dick completely take over any thought process. If Russell Brand were on top of her, I'd fuck him just to say I pushed a dick inside of her.

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    • #17
      Please don't ever stop in Fayetteville, NC.
      De Oppresso Liber.

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      • #18
        TLDR, but FTP!
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        • #19
          Stop breaking the law! Yellow means to slow down

          HAHA

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          • #20
            Originally posted by slowyellow View Post
            I even said that it probably looked like I was going faster than I was because that turn was cautioned at 35 mph, and he said, "but you don't have to do that, just the posted speed limit"!!
            About 4 or 5 years ago I was driving on I-85 north of Charlotte and a N.C. Highway Patrol cruiser was going about 50 mph in the left lane. I passed him on the right going just below the posted speed limit of 60 mph and he promptly proceeded to pull me over, lecturing me with the words "I don't know what YA'LL do in Texas, but up here you don't pass a state trooper!" No ticket of course, rather he simply wanted to assert the authority of his badge.

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            • #21
              its because you have a yellow sports car. exactly why i sold mine i got tired of the bs that goes with it. cops never look my way when i drive the pu truck i have now.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by QIK46 View Post
                its because you have a yellow sports car. exactly why i sold mine i got tired of the bs that goes with it. cops never look my way when i drive the pu truck i have now.
                If this one was directed at me, I got rid of the yellow one a LONG time ago. I was driving my silver 04 cobra. But yeah, if I'd have been in my f-250 I wouldn't have gotten pulled over. But I also wouldn't have been able to do 55 around that turn!
                04 2.6 KB'd Cobra!

                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                There is something about her that just makes my dick completely take over any thought process. If Russell Brand were on top of her, I'd fuck him just to say I pushed a dick inside of her.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
                  I call BS. No one ever says wow about a 4.6.
                  lol.
                  Originally posted by 56482
                  only on DFWMUstangs...

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                  • #24
                    Lost Revenue.
                    www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                    • #25
                      Had something like that happen in AZ. I was actually going 89 in a 75mph zone, but was going with the flow of traffic. This was back in 1996 when my SS was brand new and still a novelty. I was pulled over, cop checked out the car, asked a bunch of questions and as we were all smiling and laughing and we were walking back to our vehicles his expression went cold and he pulled a Columbo and said, "Oh BTW, you have any guns, drugs or knives in the vehicle?"

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                      • #26
                        Impossible if you didn't get tazed
                        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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