Nerd Jokes

[Binky]

"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.



(woulda posted in the Jokes forum, but looks like it was nuked)

[Moose242]

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O," the second said "I'll have some H2O too". The second man died.

[Gargamel]

Sheldon approves....