Bad apartment neighbor stories?

[dblack1]

I lived in two apartments, lord willing never another.

No cool stories, but I had some koreans that would cook and make all 6 surrounding structures smell like burnt manure.

I also had this chick next door (not hot) that would listen to the whisper song all the time, like repeat for 20 times in a row.

[WOMACK03]

Moved in with a buddy and let his cheap ass find the place. As we were moving in he had one of the punching bags that stand on a base. Well as we were carrying it in the 2-3 SMF kids that were running around come up and ask him if they can play with it. He said sure thinking they just meant right there. Hell no, they start to carry it into their apt. He said no and they all just start kicking and punching the bag as he carries it up stairs. Come back down and they are sitting on some motorcycle beating the shit out of it with sticks. We asked them about it and they had no clue whose bike it was. Should have went upstairs and just grabbed our shit and left right then, why we didn't no clue.
Couple months later sitting in the living room at 3am partying and see one of the same SMF kids scaling the balcony, guessing to take one of the bikes sitting out there. Never seen a person drop three stories and run so fast when they have a shotgun pointed at them...

So many crazy stories from that place.

They were so bad some rapper named Mr. Pookie wrote a song about the apartments.

Stonycrook?

[payne5757]

Cliff notes... Stumbling drunk neighbor knew his ex was partying at my apartment. He bangs on the door and when I answer he just barges in and starts talking shit to everyone. I lost my mind and choked him right there on the back of the love seat and threw him out. 5 minutes later, he comes out of his apartment with a shotgun waving it in the air saying he was gonna shoot us all. We call the cops and then I had to call my Master Chief when I was unable to get ahold of anyone else in my command. Later learned the jackass worked at another tennant command on the base.