Bad apartment neighbor stories?

[Wicked98Snake]

My old neighbor gave his less than 1 year old son a bong with weed in it, needless to say the cops were called and him and is girlfriend (baby momma) were arrested and they were in the news, I'm sure you guys saw it. Fun times

Pfft like a baby could even work a bong, the best way to get babies high is with joints, rookie!

[VaderTT]

Pfft like a baby could even work a bong, the best way to get babies high is with joints, rookie!

Yeah, those fuckers can't even light a lighter! Put them in a box with a hole cut in it to blow the smoke in.

[Wicked98Snake]

Yeah, those fuckers can't even light a lighter! Put them in a box with a hole cut in it to blow the smoke in.

Be carefull though we once killed an iguana doing this!

[Vertnut]

Here's a long, convoluted story...In 1979, there was a home invasion/double murder at some apartments near where I lived. They were known as the "Park Lane Murders". The guy that opened the door was immediately shot in the face, and they pretty much field dressed a girl in her bed. Then they drove the last guy out to the Bulk Mail Center (off of I30 and Loop 12) and shot the guy in the back of his head and left him for dead. He crawled down the embankment and was seen by a motorist who called police, etc. He survived.
Flash to 1981. I'm newly married (to the same smoking hot redhead I still have ;-) ) living in a nice complex in Addison. Right acroos the sidewalk, there's two guys and a gorgeous, though trashy-looking tall blond gal who moved in that spring. I would see them some and they were friendly enough. One guy in particular, took a real liking to my Honda CBX, which was pretty tricked out for the time. For a few months, everything is cool. One night, we hear "halt, goddammit!", and I see my neighbor running past my door and tosses a gun into some bushes. A cop was right behind him on foot. A few minutes later, we hear and see TONS of cop cars from Addison and Dallas. This guy had held up some people right near our complex at gunpoint. They caught him, and I guided the cops to the weapon later that night when things calmed down. The next norning, all hell breaks loose. The FBI, Texas Rangers, Dallas PD (SWAT) and Addison PD are all across the sidewalk in the apartment. The place was PACKED with electronic gear and a shit load of jewelry...suitcases of it. Then they start tearing out the walls of the apartment and find a large assortment of drugs, more gold, and weapons.
These guys had committed the Park Lane Murders 18 months earlier, and were my neighbors for a few months. Scary shit. I was working all hours and my wife was home by herself quite a bit. My wife and I still talk about it like it was yesterday.

[Got5onIt]

When my wife and I first married 10 years ago we had an apartment in Lewisville right off 121. Our neighbor above us was a smoking hot white chick. 2-3 nights per week while laying in our bed we could hear her moans and screams during sex. She was insanely loud. My wife would sleep right through it while I was awake for every freaking minute!

[Forever_frost]

I had a neighbor in my duplex (I was living in the garage apartment sharing a yard with them) who would have huge parties and smoke pot all day long. That didn't work well for my paranoia and PTSD so I waited until they SERIOUSLY trashed and went outside with a pair of post hole diggers, some barbed wire and signs.

20 minutes later it looks like gophers have destroyed the yard, it's blocked off around their back porch with barbed wire and 'caution MINES' signs all the way around it. Completely destroyed their buzz

[kingjason]

I had a dipshit live below me in some apartments in Duncanville one time that loved to jam out at all times of the day and night. I tried to be nice but management was not to concerned about a couple of complaints. One night I was up screwing around and said screw it. I Punched the button on my Yamaha amp attached to my infinty SM15's and let the Milli Vanilli out with a vengance. I let it play thru two complete songs and then cut it off and went to bed. If there was a picture on the wall in the complex it was glued on. LOL He was evicted the next week. Everyone knew he was the usual suspect.

A also had WT lady that lived next to me in DeSoto years ago that made a big deal out of me taking the choice parking spot in the complex in my 79 Trans Am. It was backed up in front of my window so I could keep an eye on it. She ended up having them put up a handicap sign becasue of her son who could be seen dragging in full loads of laundry once a week. She had three little bastard kids and once I looked out and the five year old had climbed up and was standing on my T-Tops. She said well kids will be kids. I wont repeat the warning I gave her but it was pretty bad. Shocking I know but they also had a pitbull that would dig under the fence into ours. Maintainace guys would put on masks before they went into their apartment it stunk so bad. She was married to one guy and we looked out the window to see her making out with his brother one day. I hate apartments with a passion.

[kingjason]

I had a neighbor in my duplex (I was living in the garage apartment sharing a yard with them) who would have huge parties and smoke pot all day long. That didn't work well for my paranoia and PTSD so I waited until they SERIOUSLY trashed and went outside with a pair of post hole diggers, some barbed wire and signs.

20 minutes later it looks like gophers have destroyed the yard, it's blocked off around their back porch with barbed wire and 'caution MINES' signs all the way around it. Completely destroyed their buzz

Now thats funny.

[Forever_frost]

I had a dipshit live below me in some apartments in Duncanville one time that loved to jam out at all times of the day and night. I tried to be nice but management was not to concerned about a couple of complaints. One night I was up screwing around and said screw it. I Punched the button on my Yamaha amp attached to my infinty SM15's and let the Milli Vanilli out with a vengance. I let it play thru two complete songs and then cut it off and went to bed. If there was a picture on the wall in the complex it was glued on. LOL He was evicted the next week. Everyone knew he was the usual suspect.

A also had WT lady that lived next to me in DeSoto years ago that made a big deal out of me taking the choice parking spot in the complex in my 79 Trans Am. It was backed up in front of my window so I could keep an eye on it. She ended up having them put up a handicap sign becasue of her son who could be seen dragging in full loads of laundry once a week. She had three little bastard kids and once I looked out and the five year old had climbed up and was standing on my T-Tops. She said well kids will be kids. I wont repeat the warning I gave her but it was pretty bad. Shocking I know but they also had a pitbull that would dig under the fence into ours. Maintainace guys would put on masks before they went into their apartment it stunk so bad. She was married to one guy and we looked out the window to see her making out with his brother one day. I hate apartments with a passion.

Wait, climbing on your T tops and lived?

[Forever_frost]

Now thats funny.

Okay, two instances if you think that's funny:

Old lady lived next door to us, but was in her 60's and bat shit insane. No water to her house in years (next tenants told me), instead of running heating she'd sit in her car all night and instead of cooking in her house (no water, remember) she'd break in to the guy's house that I dug up the yard and hook up a hot plate to his washer plug and pull out a coffee can and make her dinner in it. He caught her and she acted like it was his fault.

Then I caught her looking through my window with binoculars during the day. I let it go for almost a week before I decided to do something about it. I don't own binoculars so I grabbed my M4 with scope and put it in my window and looked back at her. She saw me, turned white and 15 minutes later, the police showed up. They tried that 'mind if we come inside to talk to you' bs so I stepped outside and closed the door behind me.

Seems she reported I pointed a rifle at her and they wanted me to open the door and let me come in to 'prove my innocence.' I told them come back with a warrant and fuck off (was seeing the walls bleed and out of meds so I wasn't my normal polite self.) They left but that old lady NEVER looked in my window again.

Then same old lady decided she owned half the driveway so she parked a trailer there. I got tired of dodging between it and the house so I pushed it out of the way. Police come back and she tried to have me arrested for theft. Nutball

[kingjason]

Wait, climbing on your T tops and lived?

It was close and my shotgun was laid accross my couch with the window blinds up for a week. She walked out and acted like she was picking up a piece of trash and looked right at it the day after. That car was fully restored and one of my all time favorites. Not climbing, jumping. He had climbed up my back spoiler to get on is what the neighbor told me.

[svauto-erotic855]

When my wife and I first married 10 years ago we had an apartment in Lewisville right off 121. Our neighbor above us was a smoking hot white chick. 2-3 nights per week while laying in our bed we could hear her moans and screams during sex. She was insanely loud. My wife would sleep right through it while I was awake for every freaking minute!

Her name was Cindy Lunsferd.

[Got5onIt]

Her name was Cindy Lunsferd.

[GhostTX]

Here's a long, convoluted story...In 1979, there was a home invasion/double murder at some apartments near where I lived. They were known as the "Park Lane Murders". The guy that opened the door was immediately shot in the face, and they pretty much field dressed a girl in her bed. Then they drove the last guy out to the Bulk Mail Center (off of I30 and Loop 12) and shot the guy in the back of his head and left him for dead. He crawled down the embankment and was seen by a motorist who called police, etc. He survived.
Flash to 1981. I'm newly married (to the same smoking hot redhead I still have ;-) ) living in a nice complex in Addison. Right acroos the sidewalk, there's two guys and a gorgeous, though trashy-looking tall blond gal who moved in that spring. I would see them some and they were friendly enough. One guy in particular, took a real liking to my Honda CBX, which was pretty tricked out for the time. For a few months, everything is cool. One night, we hear "halt, goddammit!", and I see my neighbor running past my door and tosses a gun into some bushes. A cop was right behind him on foot. A few minutes later, we hear and see TONS of cop cars from Addison and Dallas. This guy had held up some people right near our complex at gunpoint. They caught him, and I guided the cops to the weapon later that night when things calmed down. The next norning, all hell breaks loose. The FBI, Texas Rangers, Dallas PD (SWAT) and Addison PD are all across the sidewalk in the apartment. The place was PACKED with electronic gear and a shit load of jewelry...suitcases of it. Then they start tearing out the walls of the apartment and find a large assortment of drugs, more gold, and weapons.
These guys had committed the Park Lane Murders 18 months earlier, and were my neighbors for a few months. Scary shit. I was working all hours and my wife was home by herself quite a bit. My wife and I still talk about it like it was yesterday.

Damn!

[GrayStangGT]

Living in a cheap apartment where you see some crazy shit or meet weird people is something everyone should have to experience in their life at least once. Between the apartments I lived at in N. Arlington and the house in little mexico off of Mayfield and 360 I feel I can appreciate living in a decent neighborhood more than I would otherwise.