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  • #46
    Was renting a duplex in Gar. and the landlord tells me he went to section 8 housing next door. Said cool by me, just let me have all the garage ( 2 cars instead of a single ) for an extra $20.00 a month.

    He said why, told him they won't have any use for it, won't have a car.

    It lasted about 5 month as he had to replace seversl doors, a window, and fix sheetrock. Every time shit was going thump, call the cops/landlord and bitch.

    No more section 8 and I got to keep the extra garage. A cool dude moved in from PA. and the fun time began.

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    • #47
      I remember the DMFs that lived above me in Austin. They let their pipes freeze, then opened the faucets with the drain blocked, and left to go stay with someone else for about 3 days. I came back from Christmas with my front door opened, ruined furniture, and was pissed. They also "bowled" or something 2-3 nights a week at 3am. I have not had an apt since. Fuck apartments!
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Ted View Post
        there is always a bit of mystique to a woman gas station cashier. I always wanna know about the fork in the road of life that led to the gas station.
        I've seen some chics working at QT that have made me look twice. When they opened the one in Grapevine, they brought in a cute blonde manager that drove a white TBSS to get the place going. I'm sure part of it was to attract customers.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by tribaltalon View Post
          I have this fucking CREEPY neighbor that lives one building across, he's got to be legally insane. He's in his mid 60s, when he dresses normal he looks like your average white older guy.. but thats not often. Instead, this guy dresses in all white, takes a permanent marker and draws a huge cross on his face (Priest style) throat, hands, and feet, puts clothespins on his ears and eyebrows and walks around the entire apt complex. He never says anything, just smiles and waves. So fucking weird. I'm waiting for the day we find out there's like 100 dismembered bodies in his apartment.
          Yeah, but I bet NOBODY fucks with him. He just might be genius.

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          • #50
            Had the most epic white trash, landlocked, meth-cooking, ex-cons only, dog eating, no toilet shitting, down-stream-from-our-cattle drinking, trailer park diagonal to our property. These were the people who were at 100% failure, complete scumbags. A hobo has more hope than them.
            They got smart and "got" TV from cattle panel duck-taped to a pole, stuffed through the window of a 60's caddy on it's side, with cable attached...nice sat tv!! They had no food...they ate our neighbors dog, stole pecans from our creek area. I could go on for hours about these 150% purebred whitetrash extremists.
            Luckily a neighbor moved in with a multi-million dollar ranch set up, and said to get out or meet mr.D6 cat.
            Originally posted by Buzzo
            Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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            • #51
              When I was a kid my mother and I lived in a duplex, one day the cops came kicking in the door of the people living in the other side, then kicked in our door thinking it was one big house. It was a real shitty situation to have to lay on your face in the floor beside your 50 year old mother with a fat cop's knee on your neck while she tries to explain it was a duplex.

              Another one was the short time I lived in Fort Smith, Arkansas and lived on the second floor end apartment next to a bunch of gay drug dealers. They had the most ugly, fucked up, freaky people in and out at all hours of the night. I mean, six foot tall butch bitches with purple mohawks and bones through the nose type freaky. The worst part was they were always trying to be friendly, knocking on my door and inviting me over to party and shit. When my car alarm went off one night and I ran out to see what was up and discovered some homo was projectile vomiting on my brand-new convertible top from the second floor walkway, I had enough. I loaded up my shit and moved back to Texas shortly afterwards.

              Stevo
              Originally posted by SSMAN
              ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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              • #52
                I lived in some apts when I first moved to Saginaw. The people upstairs would let their dogs go shit right in front of our window and on the playground. I asked them if they would pick it up, the dude said fuck off. This guy always kept his windows cracked on his camaro so I scooped up 4 piles of nasty healthy dog shit and shoved it in the window. The next day he went down to his car and immediately started puking, and I yelled out the door "how does it feel you nasty motherfucker" he said did you do this I said no some horse backed his ass up to your window, now fuck off.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                  Skillman and Audelia?
                  Audelia and Walnut, and if my memory serves me right it was Stone Brook, or Stoney Brook. I grew up in Huntington Brook down the road.
                  Wanna see my care face???

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Osiris View Post
                    I used to have neighbors upstairs who would have pretty vigorous sex for about 7 minutes every Wednesday. Pissed me off because I didn't need my kids hearing that. i went up to knock, and this behemoth of a woman answered in a robe. yack!
                    THIS....

                    when i first moved in, he would blast his sound system up pretty loud right when Shark Week started... I didnt wanna be the dickhead that just moved in and started complaining so i let it slide.

                    But after a week, we'd hear stomping and his fat ass having sex every other day or jamming out real loud... I'd knock on his door and he wouldnt answer the door. Other days i'd knock on his door to complain to him and he'd talk to me behind the door, telling me to go away.

                    So to piss him off i'd grab a small speaker, put it on top of my bed post pointing towards the 2nd floor and blast my speakers real loud while i was gone running errands.
                    Originally posted by 03trubluGT
                    Your opinion is what sucks.
                    You are too stupied and arrogant

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                    • #55
                      Lots of passive aggressiveness in here. The guy upstairs from me got carried away with the stereo at 3 am. Once. Neighbors usaully act right if they're not sure if you will actually kill them or not.

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                      • #56
                        I had an upstairs neighbor years ago that would get stinking drunk and pee off his porch. The problem was my porch was directly under his and I liked to sit on my porch in the evenings. I asked numerous times to curb his outdoor urinating habit but he paid no heed. He only stopped doing it after I shot him in the pecker with my bb gun.
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Fastlane View Post
                          I had an upstairs neighbor years ago that would get stinking drunk and pee off his porch. The problem was my porch was directly under his and I liked to sit on my porch in the evenings. I asked numerous times to curb his outdoor urinating habit but he paid no heed. He only stopped doing it after I shot him in the pecker with my bb gun.
                          lol thats awesome

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Fastlane View Post
                            I had an upstairs neighbor years ago that would get stinking drunk and pee off his porch. The problem was my porch was directly under his and I liked to sit on my porch in the evenings. I asked numerous times to curb his outdoor urinating habit but he paid no heed. He only stopped doing it after I shot him in the pecker with my bb gun.
                            That's hilarious on both parts.
                            .

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Fastlane View Post
                              I had an upstairs neighbor years ago that would get stinking drunk and pee off his porch. The problem was my porch was directly under his and I liked to sit on my porch in the evenings. I asked numerous times to curb his outdoor urinating habit but he paid no heed. He only stopped doing it after I shot him in the pecker with my bb gun.
                              Oh hell no, I would shoot you in the face with a real gun if you shot my junk! Of course I wouldn't pee of my balcony so we should be ok in that respect.
                              Originally posted by Nash B.
                              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                              • #60
                                My old neighbor gave his less than 1 year old son a bong with weed in it, needless to say the cops were called and him and is girlfriend (baby momma) were arrested and they were in the news, I'm sure you guys saw it. Fun times

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