Bad apartment neighbor stories?

[GrayStangGT]

dude dont knock the QT...there is a cashier at the QT close to me and she is pretty hott. I would rate about an 8

There is always an exception, when I worked in NRH there was hot girl working at the waffle house there on 820, but that still doesn't change my opinion of waffle house waitresses.

[idrivea4banger]

dumb question probably....what does SMF stand for? I am guessing Stupid MotherFuckers.

...and on a side not what does it mean when someone posts "derp"

Yes, stupid motherfucker.

They herp.

[71chevellejohn]

The previous occupants above me had the tendency to be loud while doing whatever they do(it sounded like a wrestling match from all the body slams!).... The last time they did it at ~2am, I politely turned my stereo up to drown out their noise. About 3/4 of the way through Raining Blood, the guy is knocking on my door asking me to turn it down or he was calling the police.

I guess he wasn't a fan of the live version

Less than two weeks later, they moved out. Now there are just some fatasses upstairs that tumble around the place like it's a playground.

Looking into buying a house this year so I can have new things to bitch about.

[SlowLX]

i really didnt have any issues there. Just a had a dealer neighbor at the end, and a bunch of hot TCU nursing students that were my neighbors.

"Uhhh is Ryan there?" "yea..." "I need some herb" "Wrong Ryan stupid, down the hall"

[lowthreeohz]

Skillman and Audelia?

that album was THE SHIT!

the intro was awesome.. especially in a car with a system.

ahhhh the rippla..

[90GT50]

"Uhhh is Ryan there?" "yea..." "I need some herb" "Wrong Ryan stupid, down the hall"

The one without the upside down number.

[CRASH]

My wife and I were watching that movie The Strangers. There's a scene in the movie where there is a loud fucking knock on the front door of the house. At the EXACT SAME TIME the loud ass knocking was going on in the movie, I heard this guy fucking beating the shit out of a door. It sounded like OUR door. I jumped up with my pistol and peeked out the blinds. Didn't see anything so I crept out the door and onto the balcony/stairs, pistol in hand. Some dude was yelling and beating on some door across the parking lot and I yelled, "Hey, what the fuck is going on ?!?" loud as hell. Dude looked at me and then ran into the apartment upstairs from the one he was beating on.

[CRASH]

Another time, fucking Christmas Eve. Wife, kid and I just got home from the in-laws house from doing Christmas with them. This stupid fucking Mexican had the music in his truck blaring some God damn mariachi music and he was standing on his balcony UPSTAIRS listening to the music from his truck. I went over and asked him to turn it down because my kid was going to bed and Santa Claus was going to be coming. He goes and turns it down and asks if that was ok. I said yes, then he proceeds to turn it back up and says, "what about this ?" I told him that was still too loud and asked if he could turn it down again. He turned it down and I started to walk upstairs. There was a blind spot going up the stairs where he couldn't see me so I stood there for a couple minutes. Sure enough, he fucking turned it back up. So I called the cops on him. He did that shit one other time and I asked him to turn it down and he didn't so I called the cops on him again. Didn't see his truck anymore after that. Good fucking riddance.

[CRASH]

One night, a car full of Mexican kids pulled up right outside my bedroom window with their music bumping. Subs hammering. I walked downstairs and went up to the driver's side window and stared at them. They just stared back and I said, "do any of you have kids ?" They all looked around at each other like "what the fuck ?" and shook their heads and said no. I said "well I do, and she's asleep. I'd like to keep it that way, so can you turn the music down ?". They nodded, turned it down, and after a couple minutes backed up and drove off.

I used that same "do you have kids ?" line on a black kid one night too and he did the same thing. Guess they weren't use to someone calling them out and standing their ground.

[NoClassic]

Juggalos

[jefehbk]

My wife and I were watching that movie The Strangers. There's a scene in the movie where there is a loud fucking knock on the front door of the house....

That movie scared the piss out of me...actually movies of this type scare the piss out of me...the movies that seem more "real" and more likely that can happen.

[tribaltalon]

I have this fucking CREEPY neighbor that lives one building across, he's got to be legally insane. He's in his mid 60s, when he dresses normal he looks like your average white older guy.. but thats not often. Instead, this guy dresses in all white, takes a permanent marker and draws a huge cross on his face (Priest style) throat, hands, and feet, puts clothespins on his ears and eyebrows and walks around the entire apt complex. He never says anything, just smiles and waves. So fucking weird. I'm waiting for the day we find out there's like 100 dismembered bodies in his apartment.

[VaderTT]

^ Holy fuck hahaha

[71chevellejohn]

I have this fucking CREEPY neighbor that lives one building across, he's got to be legally insane. He's in his mid 60s, when he dresses normal he looks like your average white older guy.. but thats not often. Instead, this guy dresses in all white, takes a permanent marker and draws a huge cross on his face (Priest style) throat, hands, and feet, puts clothespins on his ears and eyebrows and walks around the entire apt complex. He never says anything, just smiles and waves. So fucking weird. I'm waiting for the day we find out there's like 100 dismembered bodies in his apartment.

You need to get pics of this freak!

[32vfromhell]

Which neighbor, Ryan? The one apartment underneath yours?

yeeep.

the guy who smells like he doesnt shower.

"Uhhh is Ryan there?" "yea..." "I need some herb" "Wrong Ryan stupid, down the hall"

i still laugh about that. fucking stoners!