Bad apartment neighbor stories?

[Nash B.]

You use "lol." Because it goes without saying, she was...lol

[Vertnut]

I used to have neighbors upstairs who would have pretty vigorous sex for about 7 minutes every Wednesday. Pissed me off because I didn't need my kids hearing that. i went up to knock, and this behemoth of a woman answered in a robe. yack!

Nasty! Maybe he was fighting her off for 7 minutes?

[matts5.0]

my neighbor brought over what i thought was weed, ended up being some spice shit and i threw up for 3 straight hours.. it sucked.

[jefehbk]

I used to live next door to two strippers. They were young and really hot. Sometimes I used to leave my door unlocked. They would come in my apt at like 2-3 am in stripper attire up asking me to party with them or whatever. Well turns out one of the girls stole a gallon of mint chocolate ice cream I had in the freezer! it was like more than half way full. Another time I had this girl over that I was going to "watch a movie" with. We started the movie then these two girls walked right in completely topless asking me if I liked their nipples. I started to chuckle and the girl I was with was completely baffled and left shortly after that. Damn thieving, cock blocking hottness...

so these strippers were hot, would come and go as they pleased, and no mention of you getting a blowjob or banging either or both of the strippers?? definitely got no game...FAIL. you could have gone to their apartment completely bottomless asking if they liked your one eyed snake.

I lived in a 2 bedroom in north Arlington where the people I shared a breeze way with felt that was their private front porch and constantly sat out their in lawn chairs smoking instead of using the patio on their apartment. Usually the wife/gf or whatever she was would be in a bathrobe lol.

I hate when people use the breezeways and such as a personal extension to their apts.....so was the wife/gf or whatever hot or not?

[txsr20de]

I lived in a third floor apartment that overlooked the parking lot a few years ago. The spot directly below my balcony was reserved for the police officer who lived in the next building.

I had been living there for about a week, and was just sitting out on my balcony smoking a cigarette and surfing the web when the cop came home in his personal truck. He was driving pretty erratically, so my roommate was worried that he was going to hit his vehicle while trying to maneuver into the spot.

He missed my roommate's truck, but SLAMMED into the rear of a Ford Escape that was owned by another tenant, knocking the front wheels up onto the curb. I waited for him to get out and inspect the damage or leave a note, but when the door opened, he pretty much fell out of the truck and staggered up to his apartment. This guy was fucking shitfaced, and plowed into a car then went on his merry way.

The more I thought about it the more pissed I got, so after checking to verify damage, I called the law..... on the law... Cops showed up, he straight lied to their faces and denied it for about an hour(with a drink in hand) until they told him that a resident witnessed it and called it in. I had to go down to the station and fill out a statement, etc.

In the end, he was forced to resign.

[talisman]

I lived in a third floor apartment that overlooked the parking lot a few years ago. The spot directly below my balcony was reserved for the police officer who lived in the next building.

I had been living there for about a week, and was just sitting out on my balcony smoking a cigarette and surfing the web when the cop came home in his personal truck. He was driving pretty erratically, so my roommate was worried that he was going to hit his vehicle while trying to maneuver into the spot.

He missed my roommate's truck, but SLAMMED into the rear of a Ford Escape that was owned by another tenant, knocking the front wheels up onto the curb. I waited for him to get out and inspect the damage or leave a note, but when the door opened, he pretty much fell out of the truck and staggered up to his apartment. This guy was fucking shitfaced, and plowed into a car then went on his merry way.

The more I thought about it the more pissed I got, so after checking to verify damage, I called the law..... on the law... Cops showed up, he straight lied to their faces and denied it for about an hour(with a drink in hand) until they told him that a resident witnessed it and called it in. I had to go down to the station and fill out a statement, etc.

In the end, he was forced to resign.

So we finally know why Paladin hasn't posted lately.

[GrayStangGT]

sooooo, how do you just end a story and not put a description of how she looked?

You really don't want to to know, she would have made a QT cashier look like a 10.

[jefehbk]

You really don't want to to know, she would have made a QT cashier look like a 10.

dude dont knock the QT...there is a cashier at the QT close to me and she is pretty hott. I would rate about an 8

[BERNIE MOSFET]

I lived next door down from two Iranian brothers. They would always argue about shit, yelling and screaming at each other. One night they were especially loud; I heard a couple beer bottles thrown at their front door and sounds of fighting. shortly after their front door opened, more scuffling and yelling; so I went out to see broken glass in their entry way, blood, and the one brother dragging the other back inside the apartment by his hair with one hand, beating him in the face with the other.

[Chopped54]

Moved in with a buddy and let his cheap ass find the place. As we were moving in he had one of the punching bags that stand on a base. Well as we were carrying it in the 2-3 SMF kids that were running around come up and ask him if they can play with it. He said sure thinking they just meant right there. Hell no, they start to carry it into their apt. He said no and they all just start kicking and punching the bag as he carries it up stairs. Come back down and they are sitting on some motorcycle beating the shit out of it with sticks. We asked them about it and they had no clue whose bike it was. Should have went upstairs and just grabbed our shit and left right then, why we didn't no clue.
Couple months later sitting in the living room at 3am partying and see one of the same SMF kids scaling the balcony, guessing to take one of the bikes sitting out there. Never seen a person drop three stories and run so fast when they have a shotgun pointed at them...

So many crazy stories from that place.

They were so bad some rapper named Mr. Pookie wrote a song about the apartments.

[bcoop]

They were so bad some rapper named Mr. Pookie wrote a song about the apartments.

Skillman and Audelia?

[jefehbk]

dumb question probably....what does SMF stand for? I am guessing Stupid MotherFuckers.

...and on a side not what does it mean when someone posts "derp"

[90GT50]

Which neighbor, Ryan? The one apartment underneath yours?

[Ted]

You really don't want to to know, she would have made a QT cashier look like a 10.

there is always a bit of mystique to a woman gas station cashier. I always wanna know about the fork in the road of life that led to the gas station.

[Tx Redneck]

Had some dots living above us that could clear all 3 adjacent units when they cooked. They were noisy too.

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