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    Pantyhose Bandit

    I giggled. It must be a slow news day.

    Man approaches teen, demands her pantyhose
    http://www.kltv.com/story/16498165/man-approaches-teen-demands-her-pantyhose
    19 Action News has learned Westlake Police are investigating what happened to a 16-year-old girl in a stairwell at the parking garage at the Crocker Park Shopping Center.


    WESTLAKE, OH (WOIO) - 19 Action News has learned Westlake Police are investigating what happened to a 16-year-old girl in a stairwell at the parking garage at the Crocker Park Shopping Center.

    Police say a man confronted her and demanded her panty hose. He said he needed them to fix the muffler of his car.

    We're told he turned his back as she took off the hose. She handed them over, then he took off.

    He's described as a white male in his 20s wearing a camouflage baseball cap with writing on the front, jeans, and a dark color Northface-style coat.

    Investigators checked to see if the complex has any videos or photos of the man, but he was not caught on any of the cameras.

    Copyright 2012 WOIO. All rights reserved.
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  • #2
    Bra Bandit Lives.

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    • #3
      He turned his back? Lol

      He's no bandit, he just needed to fix his car.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by roliath View Post
        He turned his back? Lol

        He's no bandit, he just needed to fix his car.
        That's what I was laughing about. He "confronted" her and "demanded" her panty hose, explaining that he needed them to fix his muffler. Then, turned his back while she took them off, and went on his merry way.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jedi View Post
          Bra Bandit Lives.
          Exactly what i thought of when I read the title.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jedi View Post
            Bra Bandit Lives.
            I miss the Bra Bandit.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #7
              Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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              • #8
                He sounds devilishly gentleman-like to have her describe him so loosely.

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                • #9
                  So he is a bandit for asking, her giving, him leaving....wow
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt
                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                    So he is a bandit for asking, her giving, him leaving....wow
                    Apparently, since they're doing a full investigation and pulling video footage.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                      Apparently, since they're doing a full investigation and pulling video footage.
                      Eh, people are quick to jump to "sexual" conclusions with all that goes on in this world now...

                      I mean, if they take any action without more proof, it would just turn into a wrongfull arrest type situation in my opinion. Although I may be wrong...
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt
                      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                        Eh, people are quick to jump to "sexual" conclusions with all that goes on in this world now...

                        I mean, if they take any action without more proof, it would just turn into a wrongfull arrest type situation in my opinion. Although I may be wrong...
                        No fucking joke. When I did some consultant work while I lived in Wisconsin. I went onsite to a local bank, when I asked the manager if she could show me their server room, she replied no problem. While we were walking to it, she turned around and said, your not gonna rape me right???

                        I replied, well I hadn't thought about that but now.....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by roliath View Post
                          No fucking joke. When I did some consultant work while I lived in Wisconsin. I went onsite to a local bank, when I asked the manager if she could show me their server room, she replied no problem. While we were walking to it, she turned around and said, your not gonna rape me right???

                          I replied, well I hadn't thought about that but now.....
                          Sounds like a setup to me....
                          Originally posted by Sean88gt
                          You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                          You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by roliath View Post
                            No fucking joke. When I did some consultant work while I lived in Wisconsin. I went onsite to a local bank, when I asked the manager if she could show me their server room, she replied no problem. While we were walking to it, she turned around and said, your not gonna rape me right???

                            I replied, well I hadn't thought about that but now.....
                            I bet she really said, "You're gonna rape me, right?" but you just didn't hear it that way.

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                            • #15
                              It was an older lady, maybe I should have raped her with my dirty mexican dick.

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