Lmmfao

[krazy kris]

problem with that shedding pussy, get the shticky from the guy that brought you the sham wow

https://www.schticky.com/?refcode=1002&ot=tm

[idrivea4banger]

hahaha @ for that shedding pussy

[SouthernSVT]

[grove rat]

what a douchenozzle

[SouthernSVT]

what a douchenozzle

Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker






Are you following me camera guy? Here I go right into the jail cell…

Vince Shlomi, better known as The Shamwow Guy, has been arrested for beating a hooker. The best part of the story is that he is claiming he beat her in self-defense.

According to The Smoking Gun, Mr. Shlomi, 44, paid Sasha Harris, 26, around $1000 for “straight sex”. After returning to his $750 a night room at the Setai hotel, they engaged in kissing, which is when Mr. Shlomi claims Ms. Harris bit his tongue and would not let go. When she would not release him, he punched her several times, causing facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.

After his tongue was freed, Mr. Shlomi ran, while bleeding, to the lobby to summon security. They in turn called for the police who took both parties into custody on charges of aggravated assault. $930 was found in Ms. Harris’ purse, which, of course, closely resembles the amount Mr. Shlomi says he paid for “straight sex”.

The arrests were made back in February, but the prosecutor has decided not to make any formal charges against either party. Ms. Harries did say in a brief phone interview with The Smoking Gun that she was considering suing Mr. Shlomi. You can see the full police report over at The Smoking Gun.

My main question is why Mr. Shlomi didn’t just use a Shamwow to mop up the blood before he ran to the lobby? Are you following me camera guy?

I wonder if this whole thing started because Ms. Harris didn’t love Mr. Shlomi’s nuts… you know… from the Slap Chop commercial… where he says you’ll love his nuts and he then chops up some nuts? I swear that’s what I meant…