I just cannot catch a break lately. Fml.

[kingjason]

28.03. CRIMINAL SPLASHING. (a) A person commits an
offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
(1) he intentionally or knowingly splashes or destroys
the tangible property of the owner;
(2) he intentionally or knowingly tampers with the
tangible property of the owner and causes pecuniary loss or
wetness to the owner or a third person; or
(3) he intentionally or knowingly makes markings,
including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the
tangible property of the owner.
(b) Except as provided by Subsections (f) and (h), an
offense under this section is:
(1) a Class C misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is less than
$50; or
(B) except as provided in Subdivision (3)(A) or
(3)(B), it causes substantial inconvenience to others;
(2) a Class B misdemeanor if the amount of pecuniary
loss is $50 or more but less than $500;
(3) a Class A misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is:
(i) $500 or more but less than $1,500; or
(ii) less than $1,500 and the actor causes

[BradM]

28.03. CRIMINAL SPLASHING. (a) A person commits an
offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
(1) he intentionally or knowingly splashes or destroys
the tangible property of the owner;
(2) he intentionally or knowingly tampers with the
tangible property of the owner and causes pecuniary loss or
wetness to the owner or a third person; or
(3) he intentionally or knowingly makes markings,
including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the
tangible property of the owner.
(b) Except as provided by Subsections (f) and (h), an
offense under this section is:
(1) a Class C misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is less than
$50; or
(B) except as provided in Subdivision (3)(A) or
(3)(B), it causes substantial inconvenience to others;
(2) a Class B misdemeanor if the amount of pecuniary
loss is $50 or more but less than $500;
(3) a Class A misdemeanor if:
(A) the amount of pecuniary loss is:
(i) $500 or more but less than $1,500; or
(ii) less than $1,500 and the actor causes

Damn, I forgot about that statute!

[sig239]

Oh, so your'e 18..... Cops gonna throw you in pound you in the ass prison!!!

[mikec]

Damn, I forgot about that statute!

I can't believe that is actually a statute!

And wouldn't it take a total pussy of a cop to persecute someone on that? Seriously...

[Cobraman]

I can't believe that is actually a statute!

And wouldn't it take a total pussy of a cop to persecute someone on that? Seriously...

Trololol.

[91CoupeMike]

Lol. No trouble will come from this.

I got my Parking taken away for 4 weeks once for smoking out entire front school yard with bellows of smoke.

[BradM]

Lol. No trouble will come from this.

I got my Parking taken away for 4 weeks once for smoking out entire front school yard with bellows of smoke.

Ooooo!!!!!! Oooooo!!!!!


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[stevo]

Damn, I forgot about that statute!

Yeah, I think he will be going to the federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Stevo

[SSsierra90]

Fuck a parking pass.. The whole time I was in high-school I never had one. Just park near by, like teachers parking or something next to the school.
If your 18 make yourself your own guardian at school. I did this my senior year and got treated very different by school faculty.
LOL at being grounded. Get off mommy and daddy's tit and get your own place pussy.

[91CoupeMike]

Ban me for what?

Because you don't like me?